Fazzumen
@fazzumen.bsky.social
A power geek, gamer, Trek enthusiast that lost his way on the internet. My pronouns are made up but the problems are real. I joke my way though the good times, bad times and especially the sad times. Right now, there are a lot of all three.
Heh. Character limits.
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Heh. Character limits.
That moment when your boss asks you to help him make a pie chart, and you make him a line chart and explain why this wasn't a job for a pie chart, he wanted to display data over time, not percentage of a whole.
I get *the look*.
Dude, I'm helping you with a professional presentation. It matters.
I get *the look*.
Dude, I'm helping you with a professional presentation. It matters.
December 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
That moment when your boss asks you to help him make a pie chart, and you make him a line chart and explain why this wasn't a job for a pie chart, he wanted to display data over time, not percentage of a whole.
I get *the look*.
Dude, I'm helping you with a professional presentation. It matters.
I get *the look*.
Dude, I'm helping you with a professional presentation. It matters.
Hey void. Take care of me tonight. Ok?
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hey void. Take care of me tonight. Ok?
This is a test. We are being tested.
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is a test. We are being tested.
Caesar dressing to the left eye at my desk at work.
I bring the weird, wherever I may roam.
I bring the weird, wherever I may roam.
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Caesar dressing to the left eye at my desk at work.
I bring the weird, wherever I may roam.
I bring the weird, wherever I may roam.
Trump's MAGA fucks have gone so fucking horrible, and please listen to me here, Weird Al Yankovic just covered "Killing In The Name Of". Please let this sink in. The kindest, goofiest, most joy filled man in modern music singing the most rebellious song of our generation.
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Trump's MAGA fucks have gone so fucking horrible, and please listen to me here, Weird Al Yankovic just covered "Killing In The Name Of". Please let this sink in. The kindest, goofiest, most joy filled man in modern music singing the most rebellious song of our generation.
Ok. I have a secret. Since the only 4 of you I know in real life are trustworthy, I'll post it here because I need to tell someone. I'll post the pic below. I am so happy. A little bit proud. Mostly happy. #army #prouddad #iwanttowatchducksplaycatan
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ok. I have a secret. Since the only 4 of you I know in real life are trustworthy, I'll post it here because I need to tell someone. I'll post the pic below. I am so happy. A little bit proud. Mostly happy. #army #prouddad #iwanttowatchducksplaycatan
This. Omg, this. I don't think I've been so wanting a role to be given to someone so much since Stewart/Professor X
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This. Omg, this. I don't think I've been so wanting a role to be given to someone so much since Stewart/Professor X
Hello void. I'm typing to you again to tell you I started reading my comics again. I've been buying them, but not reading them. I haven't really read them since I was broken. I feel like I got a piece of me back. I owe @gailsimone.bsky.social a huge bit of gratitude for Uncanny. Continued in snipet.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hello void. I'm typing to you again to tell you I started reading my comics again. I've been buying them, but not reading them. I haven't really read them since I was broken. I feel like I got a piece of me back. I owe @gailsimone.bsky.social a huge bit of gratitude for Uncanny. Continued in snipet.
I'm feeling my inner Bob Kelso today, so have some memes.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm feeling my inner Bob Kelso today, so have some memes.
The last 24 hours have been interesting. I can't talk about some of it on social media for perfectly legal reasons. Can someone link me something fun? Or like, bring me pizza? I need a "Sponsor a crazy day" organization. I should at least get a coupon for a cookie, meet the Rock or something.
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The last 24 hours have been interesting. I can't talk about some of it on social media for perfectly legal reasons. Can someone link me something fun? Or like, bring me pizza? I need a "Sponsor a crazy day" organization. I should at least get a coupon for a cookie, meet the Rock or something.
Who do I need to see to place my bet on the number of bugs Putin has placed in the new "Ball Room"?
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Who do I need to see to place my bet on the number of bugs Putin has placed in the new "Ball Room"?
I cannot recommend this book enough. It is an amazing and inspiring book. At least to me. It has encouraged me in some weird times and it's pretty funny.
October 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I cannot recommend this book enough. It is an amazing and inspiring book. At least to me. It has encouraged me in some weird times and it's pretty funny.
Is there a chance "Rage Against the Machine" left us a signal like the Bat-Signal to call them in a crisis, because damnit, we need them now more than ever.
October 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Is there a chance "Rage Against the Machine" left us a signal like the Bat-Signal to call them in a crisis, because damnit, we need them now more than ever.
Honestly. I'm feeling terrified. Angry and more. What makes it so much worse is I am too afraid to say it out loud because I keep finding friends that are cheering these actions on. It's so much worse to find out people
You think we'll of can support a child raping, bigoted felon.
You think we'll of can support a child raping, bigoted felon.
September 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Honestly. I'm feeling terrified. Angry and more. What makes it so much worse is I am too afraid to say it out loud because I keep finding friends that are cheering these actions on. It's so much worse to find out people
You think we'll of can support a child raping, bigoted felon.
You think we'll of can support a child raping, bigoted felon.
That moment when Rammstein starts playing on your office playlist and no one in your office listens to anything that isn't played on DVE.
September 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
That moment when Rammstein starts playing on your office playlist and no one in your office listens to anything that isn't played on DVE.
Hey MAGA, "Thoughts and Prayers" aren't working. Neither is defunding mental health resources. What can we do to try and stop these things from happening? How about LITERALLY ANYTHING.
August 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hey MAGA, "Thoughts and Prayers" aren't working. Neither is defunding mental health resources. What can we do to try and stop these things from happening? How about LITERALLY ANYTHING.
I have 2 friends I haven't seen in too long. They slipped through the cracks and honestly, I worry about them. Neither were in a good place the last night I know where they were or what they were doing. There is a non-zero chance they are both in jail. They don't know each other that I am aware of.
August 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I have 2 friends I haven't seen in too long. They slipped through the cracks and honestly, I worry about them. Neither were in a good place the last night I know where they were or what they were doing. There is a non-zero chance they are both in jail. They don't know each other that I am aware of.
I can't find pride in some things I am supposed to. Ugh.
August 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I can't find pride in some things I am supposed to. Ugh.
I need to do something with this platform. I never cared for twitter, but now I am actively fighting against it. HRM.
So far, I just use this for porn, so, any ideas as to what I can add?
So far, I just use this for porn, so, any ideas as to what I can add?
August 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I need to do something with this platform. I never cared for twitter, but now I am actively fighting against it. HRM.
So far, I just use this for porn, so, any ideas as to what I can add?
So far, I just use this for porn, so, any ideas as to what I can add?
I'm not going to lie. How could I? This is where I scream into the void, yet I kind of wish I had more interaction. I'm kind of hurting a bit. I'm kind of angry a bit and I am way too good at hiding it.
August 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I'm not going to lie. How could I? This is where I scream into the void, yet I kind of wish I had more interaction. I'm kind of hurting a bit. I'm kind of angry a bit and I am way too good at hiding it.