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hazel felix 🍉
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Me talking to my non-binary friends now like
January 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
doctor: yes this treatment will cause inflammation, you can't get rid of it, but it's shown very effective for patients similar to your case

me: yes sounds reasonable I would like to do it

also me, when in pain from inflammation:
a pikachu with a surprised look on his face .
ALT: a pikachu with a surprised look on his face .
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January 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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WAKE UP BABE, THE FIRST NEW HUBBLE IMAGE OF 2025 DROPPED!!!
January 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
update they did this again literally the next day 😭 we'll get you and fly one day we're gonna start practicing our technique 💀😤
my friends really tried to outplay me when it comes to paying the bill at restaurants and failed 💪🏼 then we had a grand ol’ time at the zoo. 10/10 day
shoutout to @vietnabees.bsky.social for taking us to brunch, popping our zoo lights cherry, taking cringe couple pictures of us, and helping push my wheelchair when the battery died LMAO
December 31, 2024 at 10:52 PM
anyway I can't wait for 2025 🫠
tfw 2024 finds a way to fuck you over in the last day. imagine both provincial and national student loans tell you your account is on hold while they wait for docs that are delayed bc of a strike, then they don't tell you that it would expire and they overdraft your bank account anyway 🙃
December 31, 2024 at 10:49 PM
tfw 2024 finds a way to fuck you over in the last day. imagine both provincial and national student loans tell you your account is on hold while they wait for docs that are delayed bc of a strike, then they don't tell you that it would expire and they overdraft your bank account anyway 🙃
December 31, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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Everybody remember to go get you a library card to help keep them funded
December 27, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Absolutely losing it at this picture of @vietnabees.bsky.social
December 28, 2024 at 7:06 AM
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brunch and zoo lights with my favourite viewer (@fazelhelix.bsky.social ) and most banned mod ( @bedoviann.bsky.social ). love these nerds
December 28, 2024 at 6:48 AM
shoutout to @vietnabees.bsky.social for taking us to brunch, popping our zoo lights cherry, taking cringe couple pictures of us, and helping push my wheelchair when the battery died LMAO
December 28, 2024 at 6:23 AM
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This is my oil painting of the gods eye nebula 🥹
December 21, 2024 at 2:47 AM
POV: you need to bleach your floor but you don't want bleach on your feet or indoor slippers so you do your best blue-footed booby impression
December 22, 2024 at 3:50 AM
he said this out loud to me like half an hour ago and my chest still hurts 💀😭💀💀💀
I'm just saying the guy who wrote "You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch" was talking a lot of shit for a nigga named Thurl. #Blacksky #christmas
December 20, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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December 16, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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Yue would like to remind you to celebrate all of your accomplishments 🌙🩷
December 15, 2024 at 8:52 PM