the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god

It’s amazing that we’ve got this far, and seen the cruelty of the deportation system so many times, and yet we still have people cheering for it so long as it’s happening to the children of people they don’t like. Carceral liberalism continues to do the legwork of fascism

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

Folks trying to act cool and aloof about the TikTok ban sound genuinely idiotic. If you don’t get why it’s a devastating and dangerous precedent, that says way more about you than the people lamenting its loss. I learned so much on that app. I saw the funniest shit of my life there. Shit sucks.

It’s important to remember that the slain United Healthcare CEO had a FAMILY. It must be hard on them, to lose someone they love so suddenly. Most of us are blessed to lose our loved ones slowly & horribly as they fight a losing battle with United Healthcare to get approval for life-saving treatment

*kicks down door* WE'RE BACK BABY!

Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, “Am I being detained?”