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Alyx Prinx
@fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social
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Writer, Chef. Living in, quite possibly, the most ridiculous timelines. Could someone turn off the "Looney Tunes" mod on their Sims please, I would like a word.
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Some days you are Dickens. Some days you are Anderson. I'm about to go cosplay Anderson in the floor of the shower

#writing #depression #Iammyownworstcritic #hanschristianandersen #charlesdickens #dicskin #whatdidIsay #ohboyitsureisrainingharddownhere
A post from user bogleech reads : "Don't feel bad if you're sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt" The reply from cousinnick reads: "YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENS YARD"
March 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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#classwar #thereisnowarinbasingsae #meme
The kombucha girl meme: two frames, one disgusted woman, one intrigued(it's the same woman). Above the disgusted head : Civil War Above the intrigued: Class War
March 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Gonzo is my favorite.
My Muppet HMO is Phil van Neuter and Mulch DT.

C'est la vie on the Muppets Tonight.
March 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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1. Sufficiently observing or befitting accepted social usages; polite: synonym: polite.

2. relating to, or befitting a citizen or citizens
A gravel road trails off onto the right side of the image, a field on the left. A stunning sunset paints the sky. The top text reads: Remember civil has multiple definitions." The bottom text reads "The war they want is a class one, and we will not be civil."
February 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Brendan Fraser and Sandra Oh as Superman and Lois Lane in the 90s is the timeline we needed and wanted.

Can you imagine how many more bisexuality people we would have had?
February 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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My biggest fear is my killer saying something I could make funnier commentary about while I'm playing dead
A re-tweet from Pierre Savage Hunter aka PrettyboiiDB_9 that reads: "My biggest fear is a killer saying some funny shut while I'm playing dead." Originally posted at 12:48, 14 Dec 18
February 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Anyon else think Beeker is EDs coded?
*Constantly injures, mostly stretching
*The doctor doesn't believe him/help him
*Never the same after each one
*Couldn't talk to anyone about it
* Constantly on edge about it

#EDs #Beeker #MeepMeep
A puppet/muppet in a red basket ball jersey, black and red basket ball shorts, and white athletic shoes is dunking a basketball. He resembles the Jordan logo
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Write the UN today. Not, "if you have time.", not "please take a minute".

Write damn you.

www.un.org/en/contact-u...

#help #un #unitednations #elonisawarcriminal #sos #Write #myfellowamericans #deathofdemocracy #wwIII
February 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Insert whatever letters you want. FAA, TSA, etc. Trump cut funding. A man was over stretched trying to run two jobs. Trump immediately blamed DEI,the Military, and Biden. Anyone but him right, right?

#infallible #currentevents #crash #whotoblame #smokinggun
January 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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#meme #stilljanuary #January #sodamnedtired
January 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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How exactly are we supposed to read that heartfelt gesture when Elon Müller *checks notes* spoke to actual Nazis the next day and this happened?

#currentevents #worldonfire #politics #punchablenazis #notsee
January 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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I hate it here

#stolen #grifter #stolenelection #screaming #ifeellikeimtakingcrazypills #heliterallyadmitsit #wtf #trump
#trumpssucks #butitwasa"conspiracy
#elon #elonpaidtobeking #oligarchy #election2024
#muskrat
January 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Stop these stupid "Thank Trump" headlines. He's the whole reason it was banned.
#trumpbannedtiktok #whyareyouclapping #kingtrump #stopbowing
January 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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#forkliftcertified #memes #OP #lol #someonegotfired
January 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Does this count towards art?

#balloon #balloonart #mature #blueballs #clownschoolinmyfuture #lewd #thatsapenis
January 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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You know, for being self taught, I don't think it's half bad.

The pops terrify me though.

#balloonart #hobby #talent #selftaught #don'tpop #flowers
#mightbecomeaclown
A vignette surrounded photo. A person holds a purple flower. It is made out of balloons. The background is a door covered in various stickers
January 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Having an AuADHD gf is like.. "Guess who learned how to make balloon animals last night?"
December 31, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Patron Saint Regolatore, blessing the denied claims and exacting vengeance on CEOs
Luigi Mangione painted as a catholic saint
December 11, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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Do I think it takes bloodshed to change the system? Has anything else worked? Will they keep stealing money we don'thave? One man indirectly killed hundreds of thousands for 64 cents a life. Until those in power stop seeing us as disposable, they should be afraid. There's more of us than them.
A caption reads "Make Capitalists Afraid Again" over an image of suspected Shooter of Brian Thompson
December 8, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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My hospital visit earlier.
A young woman in a blue hospital gown, ambivalently looks at the camera. She has auburn hair, green eyes, and purple cateye glasses. There is swelling around her chin and throat.
December 8, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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My little one was abandoned by his mother at 2 weeks. He's so big now.

#Orange #kitten #nursing #pets #cute #motherlylove #petphotograpy
A young orange kitten, making biscuits and nursing on a blanket. Text: My little one was abandoned by his mother at 2 weeks. He's so big now.
December 8, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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I'm tired of being in survival mode. But after 33 years of it, I don't think my body would survive without it.
#photography #goodmorning
From the view of a stone paver, tall grass shades the viewer. Sunlight trickles in through the leaves, making for a surreal golden morning.
December 2, 2024 at 10:07 PM