Alyx Prinx
@fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social
Writer, Chef. Living in, quite possibly, the most ridiculous timelines. Could someone turn off the "Looney Tunes" mod on their Sims please, I would like a word.
Some days you are Dickens. Some days you are Anderson. I'm about to go cosplay Anderson in the floor of the shower
#writing #depression #Iammyownworstcritic #hanschristianandersen #charlesdickens #dicskin #whatdidIsay #ohboyitsureisrainingharddownhere
#writing #depression #Iammyownworstcritic #hanschristianandersen #charlesdickens #dicskin #whatdidIsay #ohboyitsureisrainingharddownhere
March 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Some days you are Dickens. Some days you are Anderson. I'm about to go cosplay Anderson in the floor of the shower
#writing #depression #Iammyownworstcritic #hanschristianandersen #charlesdickens #dicskin #whatdidIsay #ohboyitsureisrainingharddownhere
#writing #depression #Iammyownworstcritic #hanschristianandersen #charlesdickens #dicskin #whatdidIsay #ohboyitsureisrainingharddownhere
March 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Gonzo is my favorite.
My Muppet HMO is Phil van Neuter and Mulch DT.
C'est la vie on the Muppets Tonight.
My Muppet HMO is Phil van Neuter and Mulch DT.
C'est la vie on the Muppets Tonight.
March 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Gonzo is my favorite.
My Muppet HMO is Phil van Neuter and Mulch DT.
C'est la vie on the Muppets Tonight.
My Muppet HMO is Phil van Neuter and Mulch DT.
C'est la vie on the Muppets Tonight.
March 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I have 2 "superpowers". 1 is Serendipity, alignment of very specific things (visual or auditory) per the mood, that I had no influence over. The 2nd is finding an edible, fresh pecan in random, stupid places. Once at the beach.
#stupid #wtf #superpowers #powers #Serendipity #why
#stupid #wtf #superpowers #powers #Serendipity #why
March 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I have 2 "superpowers". 1 is Serendipity, alignment of very specific things (visual or auditory) per the mood, that I had no influence over. The 2nd is finding an edible, fresh pecan in random, stupid places. Once at the beach.
#stupid #wtf #superpowers #powers #Serendipity #why
#stupid #wtf #superpowers #powers #Serendipity #why
1. Sufficiently observing or befitting accepted social usages; polite: synonym: polite.
2. relating to, or befitting a citizen or citizens
2. relating to, or befitting a citizen or citizens
February 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
1. Sufficiently observing or befitting accepted social usages; polite: synonym: polite.
2. relating to, or befitting a citizen or citizens
2. relating to, or befitting a citizen or citizens
Brendan Fraser and Sandra Oh as Superman and Lois Lane in the 90s is the timeline we needed and wanted.
Can you imagine how many more bisexuality people we would have had?
Can you imagine how many more bisexuality people we would have had?
February 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Brendan Fraser and Sandra Oh as Superman and Lois Lane in the 90s is the timeline we needed and wanted.
Can you imagine how many more bisexuality people we would have had?
Can you imagine how many more bisexuality people we would have had?
My biggest fear is my killer saying something I could make funnier commentary about while I'm playing dead
February 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My biggest fear is my killer saying something I could make funnier commentary about while I'm playing dead
🎶 The best part of waking up 🎶
*CRUNCHING PILLS*
🎶 IS GOING BACK TO SLEEEP 🎶
*CRUNCHING PILLS*
🎶 IS GOING BACK TO SLEEEP 🎶
February 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
🎶 The best part of waking up 🎶
*CRUNCHING PILLS*
🎶 IS GOING BACK TO SLEEEP 🎶
*CRUNCHING PILLS*
🎶 IS GOING BACK TO SLEEEP 🎶
I have heard a Muskrat has bought much propaganda commercials for airing during the Superb Owls arrival. Do everyone a favor and do not watch the avian's arrival.
#superbowl #Muskrat #boycott #saveUSAID #USAID #propaganda
#superbowl #Muskrat #boycott #saveUSAID #USAID #propaganda
February 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I have heard a Muskrat has bought much propaganda commercials for airing during the Superb Owls arrival. Do everyone a favor and do not watch the avian's arrival.
#superbowl #Muskrat #boycott #saveUSAID #USAID #propaganda
#superbowl #Muskrat #boycott #saveUSAID #USAID #propaganda
Write the UN today. Not, "if you have time.", not "please take a minute".
Write damn you.
www.un.org/en/contact-u...
#help #un #unitednations #elonisawarcriminal #sos #Write #myfellowamericans #deathofdemocracy #wwIII
Write damn you.
www.un.org/en/contact-u...
#help #un #unitednations #elonisawarcriminal #sos #Write #myfellowamericans #deathofdemocracy #wwIII
February 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Write the UN today. Not, "if you have time.", not "please take a minute".
Write damn you.
www.un.org/en/contact-u...
#help #un #unitednations #elonisawarcriminal #sos #Write #myfellowamericans #deathofdemocracy #wwIII
Write damn you.
www.un.org/en/contact-u...
#help #un #unitednations #elonisawarcriminal #sos #Write #myfellowamericans #deathofdemocracy #wwIII
Just deleted my 21 year old Facebook. Woohoo
February 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Just deleted my 21 year old Facebook. Woohoo
Insert whatever letters you want. FAA, TSA, etc. Trump cut funding. A man was over stretched trying to run two jobs. Trump immediately blamed DEI,the Military, and Biden. Anyone but him right, right?
#infallible #currentevents #crash #whotoblame #smokinggun
#infallible #currentevents #crash #whotoblame #smokinggun
January 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Insert whatever letters you want. FAA, TSA, etc. Trump cut funding. A man was over stretched trying to run two jobs. Trump immediately blamed DEI,the Military, and Biden. Anyone but him right, right?
#infallible #currentevents #crash #whotoblame #smokinggun
#infallible #currentevents #crash #whotoblame #smokinggun
January 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
How exactly are we supposed to read that heartfelt gesture when Elon Müller *checks notes* spoke to actual Nazis the next day and this happened?
#currentevents #worldonfire #politics #punchablenazis #notsee
#currentevents #worldonfire #politics #punchablenazis #notsee
January 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
How exactly are we supposed to read that heartfelt gesture when Elon Müller *checks notes* spoke to actual Nazis the next day and this happened?
#currentevents #worldonfire #politics #punchablenazis #notsee
#currentevents #worldonfire #politics #punchablenazis #notsee
One Sheep, Two Sheep,
Wears a hood sheep.
And if I die before I wake?
My soul was never theirs to take.
#poetry #insomnia #punchanazi
#kkcouldyounot #rhyme #original
Wears a hood sheep.
And if I die before I wake?
My soul was never theirs to take.
#poetry #insomnia #punchanazi
#kkcouldyounot #rhyme #original
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
One Sheep, Two Sheep,
Wears a hood sheep.
And if I die before I wake?
My soul was never theirs to take.
#poetry #insomnia #punchanazi
#kkcouldyounot #rhyme #original
Wears a hood sheep.
And if I die before I wake?
My soul was never theirs to take.
#poetry #insomnia #punchanazi
#kkcouldyounot #rhyme #original
Can we stop blaming Elon Müller's enthusiastic show of fascism on Austism? Because I have never once felt the urge to Sieg Heil or destroy a nation in the name of white Christian nationalism. I don't think that's an autism symptom.
January 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Can we stop blaming Elon Müller's enthusiastic show of fascism on Austism? Because I have never once felt the urge to Sieg Heil or destroy a nation in the name of white Christian nationalism. I don't think that's an autism symptom.
One must remember: You do not have to obey. Even the military he commands as Commander in Chief do not have to obey an unconstitutional command. You, as a private citizen, do not have to obey a flawed, terrible, horrible dictator of a man, if he could even be called that.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
One must remember: You do not have to obey. Even the military he commands as Commander in Chief do not have to obey an unconstitutional command. You, as a private citizen, do not have to obey a flawed, terrible, horrible dictator of a man, if he could even be called that.
I hate it here
#stolen #grifter #stolenelection #screaming #ifeellikeimtakingcrazypills #heliterallyadmitsit #wtf #trump
#trumpssucks #butitwasa"conspiracy
#elon #elonpaidtobeking #oligarchy #election2024
#muskrat
#stolen #grifter #stolenelection #screaming #ifeellikeimtakingcrazypills #heliterallyadmitsit #wtf #trump
#trumpssucks #butitwasa"conspiracy
#elon #elonpaidtobeking #oligarchy #election2024
#muskrat
January 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Stop these stupid "Thank Trump" headlines. He's the whole reason it was banned.
#trumpbannedtiktok #whyareyouclapping #kingtrump #stopbowing
#trumpbannedtiktok #whyareyouclapping #kingtrump #stopbowing
January 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Stop these stupid "Thank Trump" headlines. He's the whole reason it was banned.
#trumpbannedtiktok #whyareyouclapping #kingtrump #stopbowing
#trumpbannedtiktok #whyareyouclapping #kingtrump #stopbowing
Between our Blueskies and little Red Note Books, we are hoping for a purple future. Or at least a bright one.
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Between our Blueskies and little Red Note Books, we are hoping for a purple future. Or at least a bright one.