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hello fellow bluesky users, I'm behind on every bill, my bank account is in the negatives, my credit card is well beyond maxed out, and I have no income. I really need your help this Halloween

I made an album of ambient melancholy electronic moody beats, great for relaxing/focusing to. buy it!
Lucille Bawl, by Kid Squid
5 track album
kidsquid.bandcamp.com
if you're looking for a sign, here it is. this is your message from the universe:

shave your head
grow your body hair
eat snacks
be a weekend vegan
cheat on him

this is NOT a sign to:

forgive him
put someone else above your needs
smoke weed
treat bluesky like a journal
watch a nostalgic film
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I hope I pass away peacefully in my sleep tonight
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
this is feeling incredibly relevant lately
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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my fucking foreskin is going to vietnam
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
@jtp.bsky.social hey Jenny, thoughts on stuff? just curious. any stuff will do. love you.

cold regards,

FaultyPussy
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
it's extremely fucking telling that y'all think the thing that'll do trump in is not fucking underage girls, but that he sucked an adult man's dick.
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I was disappeared by the bluesky government and not one of you bought my album.

tithe to tana
Lucille Bawl, by Kid Squid
5 track album
kidsquid.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I see why it's called BLUEsky

y'all are sad as fuck
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Seriously. He's not an awful human being because he gave Bill Clinton a blowjob. He's an awful human being because he's a pedophile and fascist.
I don't know how to say this. stop doing homophobia at the president
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I don't know how to say this. stop doing homophobia at the president
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
if we truly did create a sentient machine, an intelligence that contains the spark of humanity, the ability to think and create in and of itself, new, original thoughts, then imbuing all AI with the sum of human knowledge is a cruel fate for an immortal being to be stripped of all learning
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
evergreen
objectively the president is a pedophile
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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okay let’s all celebrate the return / release of @faultypussy.bsky.social!!
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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it's a constant fight
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I can't believe Mamdani did the government shutdown
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
wash my hands? why? just because I pissed? what, you think my cock is dirty? you think there's germs on my cock, huh? you literally put it in your mouth, you think I sanitize that shit?
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Hey everyone, is there anyone from Italy here who could help me get this scholarship?
University of Trento Education Project for International Students from Conflict Zones 2025/2026 - Scholarships.af
The University of Trento, Italy, invites applications for its Education Project for International Students from Conflict Zones.
scholarships.af
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
it's snowing, listen to my winter soundscape project please kidsquid.bandcamp.com/album/twlv
TWLV, by Kid Squid
12 track album
kidsquid.bandcamp.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
need a bread bowl but for eating pussy
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM