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The social internet progressing past IRC was a mistake
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The social internet progressing past IRC was a mistake
Lambo absolutely out there living his best life
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Lambo absolutely out there living his best life
He’s pretty sure he deserves that celebratory steak, Michael.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
He’s pretty sure he deserves that celebratory steak, Michael.
This made me ponder whether this is morally acceptable on repeat viewing … no.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This made me ponder whether this is morally acceptable on repeat viewing … no.
Oh is THAT what the kids are calling it these days
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh is THAT what the kids are calling it these days
I just don’t get it. Like … why? Fuckers that stupid don’t deserve their money.
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I just don’t get it. Like … why? Fuckers that stupid don’t deserve their money.
This post prompted by seeing a parent post that their child had broken their 4th (!!) Chromebook, good lord 🫣
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This post prompted by seeing a parent post that their child had broken their 4th (!!) Chromebook, good lord 🫣
Farfalle for whimsy, especially if I’m making a feel-good mac & cheese.
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Farfalle for whimsy, especially if I’m making a feel-good mac & cheese.
*stage gasp* Congratulations, Lambo!
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
*stage gasp* Congratulations, Lambo!
No vindication for him would be permitted!! Frankly I think it’s wild that they even put him on. Warms my cold dead heart to shut ‘em out.
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
No vindication for him would be permitted!! Frankly I think it’s wild that they even put him on. Warms my cold dead heart to shut ‘em out.
Much as I try to be above pettiness, I can’t pretend that I didn’t giggle at the boos at every touch 🤭 that was so goooooooooood
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Much as I try to be above pettiness, I can’t pretend that I didn’t giggle at the boos at every touch 🤭 that was so goooooooooood
“Oh shit, it’s the most Ariadne-ass video that’s ever been made, let’s goooooo”
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“Oh shit, it’s the most Ariadne-ass video that’s ever been made, let’s goooooo”
That is a huge value add
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
That is a huge value add