For every decision made in the near future that’s decided 7-2 and has Thomas and Alito as the sole angry dissenters, I promise to shout Hallelujah and dance an Irish jig on my rooftop.

Ah yes, the melancholic dreams of infinite universes where somehow you’re always stuck with a mortifying name like “Sluggo”

Would Scott Jennings, Steven Moore, the wealthy trumpists who suddenly support America manufacturing agree to go work in a factory for a year to inspire others?

Sluggo looks like he has 4 eyebrows, a mustache and the nose of a pig. Is he the horrible byproduct of twisted Cold War eugenics experiments? Don’t let the past repeat itself.

Would love to see Stephen Miller shipped off to El Salvador. It would be a super expedited process too as the ceremonial head shaving would take milliseconds.

Ugh Nancy, Trump Steak Ketchup Derangement Syndrome is now activated for me

Goldberg? The guy behind the Russia hoax? The good people on both sides hoax? The yer famous grab em hoax? The ketchup on trump university dining hall steaks hoax? The orange skin tanning booth hoax? The real world rules challenge hoax? Trust the administration not these so-called journalists!

That’s certainly not to say that alternate universe was a successful one, that would be deceptive indeed.

He was in the trenches. War is ugly and cruel and horrific but this man wasn’t scared of the blood and guts. And also despite all the inhumanity, he loved and respected the bomb sniffing dogs. By God I never saw a man so love dogs as that bone spur cured parallel universe Don JT.

Per DEI policy we must reduce minority employees by Monday. Really unfortunate situation and hopefully only temporary. Can somebody shoot me the names of all those folks in the Teams chat? Thanks!

Is Nancy a bot? There’s no bubble to indicate she’s thinking milk /liver / fish. Just text pointers to the food. Then a shrink at the end interviews her. AI gone mad. Scary times we are in.

Those may be different cats? Or maybe Nancy is projecting her own internal conflicts into this? Besides the dietary takes, one of the cats doesn’t have spots on their tail like the rest. Maybe Nancy has a serious dissociative disorder hence the psychiatrist visit-hope her and the cat(s) are okay.

It’s prescient and depressing. Thanks cartoon of the day.

It was the 50’s, Nancy thought smoking cigarettes was healthy, hence all the “puff” - ahead of its time

I think he almost went to a “Fight fight fight” response to convince crazies it was an assault against him

Hope Chuck gets a good nights sleep and unfortunate if his book is banned by the DOE as its last official action before DOGE shuts them down completely

GOOD NIGHT COMRADE CHUCK GET SOME SLEEP I HOPE DOE BANS YOUR BOOK AS ITS LAST ACTION

Did Trump say he’d advertise your book in front of the White House?