Toots McGee
faultyflapper.bsky.social
Toots McGee
@faultyflapper.bsky.social
Bills fan. Curmudgeon. Skin not orange tinted.
Praying for Big Balls
August 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
How about a MAGA inverse Supersize Me style documentary where luminaries like Don jr, Steven Moore, scott Jennings et al who don’t produce exportable goods are featured in a documentary where they switch careers to work in American factories? Total win for Trump’s vision of the future.
April 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Would love to see Stephen Miller shipped off to El Salvador. It would be a super expedited process too as the ceremonial head shaving would take milliseconds.
April 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Hey all you Midwest farmers, , our big beautiful economic independence liberation dance party has begun! Turn all your produce machines to full on power and start cranking out more bananas and guac ASAP!!!
April 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Headline: Billionaire South African Immigrant Fails in Attempt to Bribe Voters in Wisconsin Supreme Court Race. Democracy Prevails Despite Billionaire Hoax.
April 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I am one of a few who have actually traveled to alternate universes across time, and in one of those where Donald J. T. wasn’t hindered by bone spurs he was a war hero legit. And not said just by me in that parallel universe, many people were saying it. Bravest soldier ever, everyone agreed.
March 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Can Congress at least agree to mandatory breathalyzer tests on Hegseth a couple times a day ? Hell they could even be classified.
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Can you at least provide emigration advice for the huddled masses yearning to flee from this wretched refuse of liquidated democracy
A shutdown would give Donald Trump and Elon Musk carte blanche to destroy vital government services at a significantly faster rate than they can right now.
March 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Ketamine Elon and his wasted fraudulent abuusers coming soon to your city. Check the tour dates.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
SpaceX’s Starship explodes in second failure for Musk’s Mars program
Back-to-back mishaps indicate big setbacks for program to launch satellites and send humans to the moon and Mars
www.theguardian.com
March 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Billionaire Elon doesn’t pay taxes. Billionaire Elon merrily slashes American jobs and benefits. So why should ordinary Americans continue to pay taxes to support Elon?! Update your W-4.
Musk has arrived at CPAC.
February 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Elon’s been so successful so fast he should go back to South Africa and DOGE them for a bit and leave us the hell alone
Elon Musk: "All we're really trying to do here is restore the will of the people, through the president. And what we're finding is that there's an unelected bureaucracy that is implacably opposed to the president and the cabinet."
February 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM