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Jack Faulkner
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I like small wooden boats and I'm writing a book about food in schools/restaurants.

I block people with reckless abandon.
It's just a a joke. It's helps if you've watched TV in the UK.
April 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
As a small 14 year old I was excellent when I was with the boys two years my junior. Did my confidence no end of good.
April 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Panache is what the French call a shandy. Which always seems like something from Alan Partridge.
April 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I used to work in Twickenham. Rugby Players are not human when seen in real life.
April 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
His unusual fumbling in that England game is almost like a flaw in a Persian rug. England Vs France next year will beat a bigger contest on account of what happened. Especially if England are successful for the rest of this year.
April 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I doubt any country would choose to host her if she's dressed like that.
April 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'd like her to leave. On the basis of that dress. It's embarrassing.
April 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I've met Jerry Guscott and Dean Richards.
April 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I've never met Will Carling.
April 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Isn't social media strange.
April 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Yes, Lebensraum.
March 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Any good?
March 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Also, we've had years and years of cuts to the humanities and arts. Does she back that?
March 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Like a home counties aunt.
March 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ever visit Jaffa?
March 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If that was their aim they'd not have financially backed Hamas.
March 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Yes, they should just accept that they can't have their actual homes.
March 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When Palestinians go to the beach or the shop they risk being killed.
March 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Absolutely, Israel has no constitution and undefined borders. Why should we expect them to respect the tenets of statehood or community.
March 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM