fat woman
@fatwoman.bsky.social
real life fat lady
i apparently mostly post about hockey, it seems
wings + habs > everyone else
i apparently mostly post about hockey, it seems
wings + habs > everyone else
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fat woman
@fatwoman.bsky.social
· Jul 24
the nba should expand to seattle,montreal, st louis and vancouver
the nfl should add three more teams to l.a.
the nhl should expand to milwaukee and quebec
the mlb should add one team to every city including la nyc and chicago whose crosstown classics will require all three play in one game
the nfl should add three more teams to l.a.
the nhl should expand to milwaukee and quebec
the mlb should add one team to every city including la nyc and chicago whose crosstown classics will require all three play in one game
(Billie Eilish-ish voice): never made it as a wise man, couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
*fred..again beat starts blasting*
*fred..again beat starts blasting*
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
(Billie Eilish-ish voice): never made it as a wise man, couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
*fred..again beat starts blasting*
*fred..again beat starts blasting*
do you thank the CTA driver or are you the villain in your life ?
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
do you thank the CTA driver or are you the villain in your life ?
being a restaurant worker in the central time zone has lead me to being a casual flames fan in a manner distinct from, but not necessarily all that dissimilar from stockholm syndrome
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
being a restaurant worker in the central time zone has lead me to being a casual flames fan in a manner distinct from, but not necessarily all that dissimilar from stockholm syndrome
redoing this since i find this completely whacked out:
1 = least favorite
32 = most favorite
1 florida
2 vegas
3 capitals
4 tampa
5 preds
6 bruins
7 blackhawks
8 stars
9 kings
10 avalanche
11 penguins
12 utah
13 canes
14 ducks
15 rangers
16 kraken
1 = least favorite
32 = most favorite
1 florida
2 vegas
3 capitals
4 tampa
5 preds
6 bruins
7 blackhawks
8 stars
9 kings
10 avalanche
11 penguins
12 utah
13 canes
14 ducks
15 rangers
16 kraken
unprompted here are my least favorite hockey teams (worst to least worst):
1 tampa
2 vegas
3 bruins
4 panthers
5 penguins
6 canucks
7 capitals
8 rangers
9 predators
10 hurricanes
11 kings
12 leafs
13 blackhawks
14 ducks
15 coyotes (utah)
16 avalanche
17 kraken
18 flames
19 sharks
20 wild
1 tampa
2 vegas
3 bruins
4 panthers
5 penguins
6 canucks
7 capitals
8 rangers
9 predators
10 hurricanes
11 kings
12 leafs
13 blackhawks
14 ducks
15 coyotes (utah)
16 avalanche
17 kraken
18 flames
19 sharks
20 wild
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
redoing this since i find this completely whacked out:
1 = least favorite
32 = most favorite
1 florida
2 vegas
3 capitals
4 tampa
5 preds
6 bruins
7 blackhawks
8 stars
9 kings
10 avalanche
11 penguins
12 utah
13 canes
14 ducks
15 rangers
16 kraken
1 = least favorite
32 = most favorite
1 florida
2 vegas
3 capitals
4 tampa
5 preds
6 bruins
7 blackhawks
8 stars
9 kings
10 avalanche
11 penguins
12 utah
13 canes
14 ducks
15 rangers
16 kraken
really into what these guys are bringing to the function
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
really into what these guys are bringing to the function
i mean this sincerely: i love buffalo hockey broadcasts, it's like i get to live in 2002 again
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i mean this sincerely: i love buffalo hockey broadcasts, it's like i get to live in 2002 again
one day, i, too, hope to Draw Strong Pushback
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
one day, i, too, hope to Draw Strong Pushback
listen, i don't need an apple music rewind to tell me how much bob dylan i been listening to, i already know
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
listen, i don't need an apple music rewind to tell me how much bob dylan i been listening to, i already know
ive decider to psychically injur myself this decembre and watch a bunch of adaptations of a christmas carol
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ive decider to psychically injur myself this decembre and watch a bunch of adaptations of a christmas carol
every statistic you can learn about the aids crisis will fill your heart with rage and sorrow.
All 50,000 panels of the National AIDS Memorial Quilt has been fully digitized.
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
every statistic you can learn about the aids crisis will fill your heart with rage and sorrow.
today, the québec nordiques beat the canadiens for the first time since april 6th 1995
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
today, the québec nordiques beat the canadiens for the first time since april 6th 1995
how long until movies have subtext indicators on streaming services
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
how long until movies have subtext indicators on streaming services
seems the shitty A**zon NHL ticker box is, through a careful color palette, designed for kings favoritism
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
seems the shitty A**zon NHL ticker box is, through a careful color palette, designed for kings favoritism
these things feel related
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
these things feel related
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Top Marty
1
Last Temptation
Goodfella
King of Comedy
Silence
After Hour
5
1
Last Temptation
Goodfella
King of Comedy
Silence
After Hour
5
My top 5 Scorcese's as of today
1) Silence
2)After Hours
3)The Age of Innocence
4) The Last Temptation of Christ
5) The Last Waltz
1) Silence
2)After Hours
3)The Age of Innocence
4) The Last Temptation of Christ
5) The Last Waltz
It’s the GOAT’s birthday
My top 5 Scorseses as of today
1. Taxi Driver
2. Goodfellas
3. Casino
4. The King of Comedy
5. The Irishman
My top 5 Scorseses as of today
1. Taxi Driver
2. Goodfellas
3. Casino
4. The King of Comedy
5. The Irishman
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Top Marty
1
Last Temptation
Goodfella
King of Comedy
Silence
After Hour
5
1
Last Temptation
Goodfella
King of Comedy
Silence
After Hour
5
seeing some pretty gay shit on pwhl tumblr
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
seeing some pretty gay shit on pwhl tumblr
I'm not ready for the glazing that'll happen when ringo passes on
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm not ready for the glazing that'll happen when ringo passes on
happy 9/11 to those across the pond
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
happy 9/11 to those across the pond
whatever curse was sent from the maple leafs to the red wings, please stop, i can't take this
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
whatever curse was sent from the maple leafs to the red wings, please stop, i can't take this
the man from unc, is this anything
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the man from unc, is this anything
crazy petty for the nhl to still be petty about acknowledging wha stats, and not just because Gordie Howe would still be number 1 in total goals
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
crazy petty for the nhl to still be petty about acknowledging wha stats, and not just because Gordie Howe would still be number 1 in total goals
glad to know evil can still win. jays couldn't get across the line, bad guys come out on top, good guys lose
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
glad to know evil can still win. jays couldn't get across the line, bad guys come out on top, good guys lose
pov: you're having an average conversation with me
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
pov: you're having an average conversation with me