Looking for new workout clothes and tickled fully pink by what good friends the models are.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Looking for new workout clothes and tickled fully pink by what good friends the models are.
Have been informed the lyrics to that Kpop Demon Hunter song is not, in fact, "no more hiding, now I'm shining, like I'm
August 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Have been informed the lyrics to that Kpop Demon Hunter song is not, in fact, "no more hiding, now I'm shining, like I'm
I think I found the most fuckable ravioli
March 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I think I found the most fuckable ravioli
Had to say goodbye to my polydactyl pal today. Furzton was the goofiest and friendliest cat I've ever been fortunate enough to meet, let alone call mine, and he'll be sorely missed.
January 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Had to say goodbye to my polydactyl pal today. Furzton was the goofiest and friendliest cat I've ever been fortunate enough to meet, let alone call mine, and he'll be sorely missed.
I voted for the first time in my life today, and believe me, I needed to put in a lot of effort to do it.
November 5, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I voted for the first time in my life today, and believe me, I needed to put in a lot of effort to do it.
...it's a fucking BABY CHICKEN
August 2, 2024 at 12:07 AM
...it's a fucking BABY CHICKEN
I have walked past this stupid church that looks like a Minion every day on vacation, only today to realize it *isn't* a Minion...
August 2, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I have walked past this stupid church that looks like a Minion every day on vacation, only today to realize it *isn't* a Minion...
Quite possibly the prettiest pitcher I've ever seen
May 23, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Quite possibly the prettiest pitcher I've ever seen
The most Dr Seuss of plants
May 17, 2024 at 1:07 PM
The most Dr Seuss of plants
Never cared for Flava until I got one, neat shape
April 1, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Never cared for Flava until I got one, neat shape
Some pretty carnivores
March 15, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Some pretty carnivores
"hey guys the stupid software included the prompt, should we-"
"SEND IT"
"SEND IT"
February 24, 2024 at 11:59 PM
"hey guys the stupid software included the prompt, should we-"
"SEND IT"
"SEND IT"
Florida is struggling
February 11, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Florida is struggling
Dude's been working out, check his four arms
February 9, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Dude's been working out, check his four arms
