Oedipus? I sure hope he did!
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oedipus? I sure hope he did!
*In a universe where roses are called smelly farty poo butts*
"What's in a name? That which we call a smelly farty poo butt, by any other name would smell as sweet"
"What's in a name? That which we call a smelly farty poo butt, by any other name would smell as sweet"
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
*In a universe where roses are called smelly farty poo butts*
"What's in a name? That which we call a smelly farty poo butt, by any other name would smell as sweet"
"What's in a name? That which we call a smelly farty poo butt, by any other name would smell as sweet"
*Planchette slowly moves, spelling "S-Q-U-E-E-E-A-K S-Q-U-E-E-E-A-K S-Q-U-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-A-K"*
-Squeegee Board
-Squeegee Board
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
*Planchette slowly moves, spelling "S-Q-U-E-E-E-A-K S-Q-U-E-E-E-A-K S-Q-U-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-A-K"*
-Squeegee Board
-Squeegee Board
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn
October 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes, do doo, do do, do do
Baby shoes
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn, do doo, do do, do do
Never worn
Looking for new workout clothes and tickled fully pink by what good friends the models are.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Looking for new workout clothes and tickled fully pink by what good friends the models are.
Winsome, you lose some.
Wason Center poll | 9/8-9/14 LV
Virginia Governor
🟦Abigail Spanberger 52%
🟥Winsome Earle-Sears 40%
Undecided/don’t know 8%
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Virginia Governor
🟦Abigail Spanberger 52%
🟥Winsome Earle-Sears 40%
Undecided/don’t know 8%
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mcusercontent.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Winsome, you lose some.
Engaging in post-leg day QWOPping
August 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Engaging in post-leg day QWOPping
It says a lot about the world that we, as a society, have forgiven and forgotten Liberty Mutual's depressingly terrible jingle.
August 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It says a lot about the world that we, as a society, have forgiven and forgotten Liberty Mutual's depressingly terrible jingle.
Have been informed the lyrics to that Kpop Demon Hunter song is not, in fact, "no more hiding, now I'm shining, like I'm
August 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Have been informed the lyrics to that Kpop Demon Hunter song is not, in fact, "no more hiding, now I'm shining, like I'm
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Sonic the Hedgehog gets his appendix out
November 14, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog gets his appendix out
Let he who has not written an affectionate poem in the shape of a naked woman with Sharpie pubic hair cast the first stone
July 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Let he who has not written an affectionate poem in the shape of a naked woman with Sharpie pubic hair cast the first stone
"There is nothing more reviled than an 'awk," said the dormouse
July 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"There is nothing more reviled than an 'awk," said the dormouse
Sisyphus, glumly: it's all downhill from here
June 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sisyphus, glumly: it's all downhill from here
"Send newts" - Sexting with a witch
May 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Send newts" - Sexting with a witch
"I'm having a bollock removed at the hospital at the end of that road"
"Cul de sac?"
"Nah just the one"
"Cul de sac?"
"Nah just the one"
May 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"I'm having a bollock removed at the hospital at the end of that road"
"Cul de sac?"
"Nah just the one"
"Cul de sac?"
"Nah just the one"
Two scientists walk into a GameStop.
"I'll have a Switch," says the first.
"I'll have a Switch 2," says the second.
The second one dies.
"I'll have a Switch," says the first.
"I'll have a Switch 2," says the second.
The second one dies.
April 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Two scientists walk into a GameStop.
"I'll have a Switch," says the first.
"I'll have a Switch 2," says the second.
The second one dies.
"I'll have a Switch," says the first.
"I'll have a Switch 2," says the second.
The second one dies.
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Feels like the start of a @themountaingoats.bsky.social song
April 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Feels like the start of a @themountaingoats.bsky.social song
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more like Switch 2 having one meal a day in this economy !!!
April 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
more like Switch 2 having one meal a day in this economy !!!
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Future iteration of a screen time warning that I need
March 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Future iteration of a screen time warning that I need
Pi, arranged numerically: 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...
March 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Pi, arranged numerically: 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...
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GOD: I will send you to Earth to be a martyr.
JESUS: What’s a martyr?
GOD: Not much, what’s a martyr with you?
JESUS: What’s a martyr?
GOD: Not much, what’s a martyr with you?
August 20, 2023 at 4:36 PM
GOD: I will send you to Earth to be a martyr.
JESUS: What’s a martyr?
GOD: Not much, what’s a martyr with you?
JESUS: What’s a martyr?
GOD: Not much, what’s a martyr with you?
Why does he look like Avril Lavigne posing with fans
March 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Why does he look like Avril Lavigne posing with fans
I think I found the most fuckable ravioli
March 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I think I found the most fuckable ravioli
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