Fats Gordo
@fatsgord.bsky.social
Beloved internet personality, tolerated father he/him
This new campaign ad from Platner is wild
October 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This new campaign ad from Platner is wild
What's the guy on the left's problem? His friend is crying
September 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
What's the guy on the left's problem? His friend is crying
Did you know its bad messaging to say "I'm a birthing person centering the needs of the chest feeding Latinx unhoused"? Its ok for me to say right then because I was just telling its bad messaging to say "I'm a birthing person centering the needs of the chest feeding Latinx unhoused"
August 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Did you know its bad messaging to say "I'm a birthing person centering the needs of the chest feeding Latinx unhoused"? Its ok for me to say right then because I was just telling its bad messaging to say "I'm a birthing person centering the needs of the chest feeding Latinx unhoused"
Thank you for siring my burger, Mayor McCheese
August 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Thank you for siring my burger, Mayor McCheese
Are we just gonna pretend the Protector class doesn't exist?
August 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Are we just gonna pretend the Protector class doesn't exist?
Teach you how to make a Louis XVI happy machine with paper
August 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Teach you how to make a Louis XVI happy machine with paper
I need to know where this is
July 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I need to know where this is
Couples' costume idea: show up naked, and when people ask what you're supposed to be, drop this pose
June 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Couples' costume idea: show up naked, and when people ask what you're supposed to be, drop this pose
That didn't work either, but going to regular search was pretty good
May 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
That didn't work either, but going to regular search was pretty good
Kinda dissappointed this did not deliver
May 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Kinda dissappointed this did not deliver
I get no respect. I downloaded Facebook the other day, and it asked permission to turn my camera *off*
April 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I get no respect. I downloaded Facebook the other day, and it asked permission to turn my camera *off*
The content warning on this is bullshit. I might not have known it was illegal to say that, and I could've gotten in trouble
February 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The content warning on this is bullshit. I might not have known it was illegal to say that, and I could've gotten in trouble
According to a couple billion dollars of computers, drag queens think sitting on your own balls is a no-no
February 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
According to a couple billion dollars of computers, drag queens think sitting on your own balls is a no-no
"It’s all about his sharp analytical mind and eye for detail, which probably made him the go-to person for solving complex problems" Let the stars cook
December 11, 2024 at 4:31 PM
"It’s all about his sharp analytical mind and eye for detail, which probably made him the go-to person for solving complex problems" Let the stars cook
Doing the important research
December 11, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Doing the important research
