Fats Gordo
@fatsgord.bsky.social
Beloved internet personality, tolerated father he/him
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a penis always rises towards the moon
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
a penis always rises towards the moon
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How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
Hysteria comes from the Greek word hystera which means womb. So any time you call something hysterical, you're basically saying its pussylicious
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hysteria comes from the Greek word hystera which means womb. So any time you call something hysterical, you're basically saying its pussylicious
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I bought this before Jared went crazy
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I bought this before Jared went crazy
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yo wtf is happening in this children's book
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
yo wtf is happening in this children's book
I've sent Weird Al hundreds of parody ideas where I changed the word love to glove, and the coward hasn't recorded a single one
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I've sent Weird Al hundreds of parody ideas where I changed the word love to glove, and the coward hasn't recorded a single one
I love the term "screwed the pooch". Like its a common whoopsie to accidentally have sex with a dog
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I love the term "screwed the pooch". Like its a common whoopsie to accidentally have sex with a dog
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
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Alien abductions are real. I abduct people all the time and I'm incredibly alienated
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Alien abductions are real. I abduct people all the time and I'm incredibly alienated
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Steely Daniel Tiger
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Steely Daniel Tiger
They won't let you day drink at work any more. Even if you're so funny
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
They won't let you day drink at work any more. Even if you're so funny
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oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women
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me and the boys sitting around the bowflex exchanging gifts for men's day, got another fart noise maker thanks brother
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
me and the boys sitting around the bowflex exchanging gifts for men's day, got another fart noise maker thanks brother
If we can put aside politics, and invest in the future instead of relitigating the past, then before the end of this decade I know we will build Elon Musk a wife!
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If we can put aside politics, and invest in the future instead of relitigating the past, then before the end of this decade I know we will build Elon Musk a wife!
All these latest allegations show is how Donald Trump really is the president of everyday Americans. Go outside your elite urban bubble. You won't find one single truck stop that *doesn't* have a man who's blown someone named Bubba
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
All these latest allegations show is how Donald Trump really is the president of everyday Americans. Go outside your elite urban bubble. You won't find one single truck stop that *doesn't* have a man who's blown someone named Bubba
Always weird being from Denver and being reminded that the UK has there own Westminster
The Greens are winning the support of around half of 18 to 24 year olds.
Reform are on 5%. So much for young people's turn to the right!
And the Young Greens now have 40,000 members - the biggest youth and students wing in British politics
Reform are on 5%. So much for young people's turn to the right!
And the Young Greens now have 40,000 members - the biggest youth and students wing in British politics
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Always weird being from Denver and being reminded that the UK has there own Westminster
As a man, as a big man, as a white man, as a big strong man, as a cis-het man, as a big strong cis-het white man, as a man with a daughter, as big strong cis-het man with a daughter, just let me say, let me just that, as a man, as a big strong cis-het man with a daughter, AND A WIFE!, let me just sa
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As a man, as a big man, as a white man, as a big strong man, as a cis-het man, as a big strong cis-het white man, as a man with a daughter, as big strong cis-het man with a daughter, just let me say, let me just that, as a man, as a big strong cis-het man with a daughter, AND A WIFE!, let me just sa
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Remember: you have ten fingers, but only two eyes. Post five times as much as you read
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Remember: you have ten fingers, but only two eyes. Post five times as much as you read
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is real life now I guess
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Cashier at the grocery store: You're all set, have a good one
Me:
Me:
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Cashier at the grocery store: You're all set, have a good one
Me:
Me:
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️