Michelle Allison
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Michelle Allison
@fatnutritionist.bsky.social
a nutritionist (RD) who is fat

www.fatnutritionist.com

American-Canadian

Toronto
I like these
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
we should crowdfund some monogrammed brass knuckles for her
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
what a fuckin loser lmao
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm a dual US-Canadian citizen and I don't even want to cross that border, especially with my husband who has no US citizenship or residency
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
my dad snaps into string cheese like a slim jim which feels very illegal
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
THIS
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
literally the most unrealistic part of the entire conspiracy, as it turns out
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
so sorry for your daughter, I wish we had a better world for her because I know she deserves better
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
it took me a long time to undo the brainwashing and deeply internalize that men have poor taste and their attraction to me not a compliment, or proof of my own value, but proof of their indiscriminate tastelessness

if I turned them down, they likely went to the nearest fence pole for comfort
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
and serial killers who enjoy reliving the crime
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
someone pls design the endometriosis and uterine fibroid simulator
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
they have no use for a woman with a fully-functioning frontal lobe bc she might notice what fucking losers they are
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
greedy fucks can't even accept a more functional capitalism, they're gunning for straight feudalism
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
stop posting porn
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
even funnier, when I first read this, I parsed it as sam elliott
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
hell is name searching yourself on bluesky, forever
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM