I like these

we should crowdfund some monogrammed brass knuckles for her

what a fuckin loser lmao

I'm a dual US-Canadian citizen and I don't even want to cross that border, especially with my husband who has no US citizenship or residency

my dad snaps into string cheese like a slim jim which feels very illegal

THIS

literally the most unrealistic part of the entire conspiracy, as it turns out

so sorry for your daughter, I wish we had a better world for her because I know she deserves better

it took me a long time to undo the brainwashing and deeply internalize that men have poor taste and their attraction to me not a compliment, or proof of my own value, but proof of their indiscriminate tastelessness

if I turned them down, they likely went to the nearest fence pole for comfort

and serial killers who enjoy reliving the crime

someone pls design the endometriosis and uterine fibroid simulator

they have no use for a woman with a fully-functioning frontal lobe bc she might notice what fucking losers they are

greedy fucks can't even accept a more functional capitalism, they're gunning for straight feudalism

stop posting porn

even funnier, when I first read this, I parsed it as sam elliott

hell is name searching yourself on bluesky, forever