fathead009.bsky.social
@fathead009.bsky.social
Happy No Man’s Sky update day.
1) Oh cool, a #nomanssky update(<--WE ARE HERE)
2) Play update, remember learning curve
3) Get muscle memory back, explore game
4) Realize total insignificance of life on a cosmic scale based on in game exploration
5) Shut down & collapse internally, put down game
6) Denial
7) Oh cool, a NMS update
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The fact that you can write “irish catholic” in a text and none of the three suggested next words is “guilt” is a massive tech failure.
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
ADHD when it’s time to start a new hobby
August 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In da Wind by Trick Daddy is a fantastic song, but Big Boi’s verse on it is a true masterwork.
August 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Clair Obscur Expedition 33 pro tip: you don’t have to learn to parry if you delete everything from existence on turn 1.
May 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Idea: a cookbook where step 1 of every recipe is open a bottle of wine and pour yourself a glass, then the actual recipe.
May 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thoughts and prayers for this poor chicken
March 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Happy St. Patrick’s Day from an actual irishman.
March 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Owning backyard chickens in 2025
February 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Comparing the US to Idiocracy is really unfair.

Idiocracy actually had a functioning society that met the basuc needs of its citizens.
February 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
1) Oh cool, a #nomanssky update(<--WE ARE HERE)
2) Play update, remember learning curve
3) Get muscle memory back, explore game
4) Realize total insignificance of life on a cosmic scale based on in game exploration
5) Shut down & collapse internally, put down game
6) Denial
7) Oh cool, a NMS update
January 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
January 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Archeological finds from the basement storage excavation prove conclusively that I am, in fact, a real one.
December 26, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Reposted
There was a MEETING about this at @xbox.com and a manager said, yes, this is the promo today. I love it.
December 14, 2024 at 6:05 PM
2025 personal fashion resolution
December 12, 2024 at 11:53 AM
The entirety of project management is just oscillating between these two points.
December 7, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Tired: I’m not going to die on that hill.

Wired: I’m not going to kill anybody on that hill.
December 5, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Reposted
Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
International Croque Cafe Menu

- Monsieur: ham & cheese
- Madame: add an egg
- ‘Merica: Texas toast, bacon and a gun
- Mi scusi: sub Prosciutto for ham, only available by train
- Moldovia: painted & served by Vigo the Carpathian
- Macbeth: served over beets, plate remains stained after washing
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 PM
It’s weird to have followers again. Now I have to tweet profound thoughts.

I bet the worst job in Rome is architect. The baseline is a 2000 year old gladiator arena, but sure, you’re really gonna stand the test of time w/ a mixed use apartment that has a ground floor McDonalds.
December 1, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Reposted
“thanks so much for the feedback”
November 30, 2024 at 4:28 PM