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What have I done to deserve this flat, flavourless Manhattan?

• coffee first, period. then the rest
• punk rock
• enthusiastic about whiskey
• i've owned more 70s vans than you
• london, ontario
• all pizzas are personal sized if you believe in yourself
A year has passed. What happened to all the Toronto coppers that lied each other up to put an innocent man away? Never heard a peep about them again. Back to work, I guess...

I'd genuinely like to know what happened after the verdict.

#TorontoPolice
#UmarZameer
#Toronto
April 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
February 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Putin's Puppets.

Trump and Vance are sniveling toddlers. Trump is puckered up to kiss Putin's ass.

#PutinsPuppets
#Trump
#Vance
#MenInMakeup
#FuckTrump
#FuckVance
#VicePresidentTrump
#Ukraine
#ZelenskyHero
February 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
February 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Breaking: Vice President Trump uses The Force to strangle reporter who was very very mean to Him.

#VicePresidentTrump
#FuckTrump
#TheForce
#Trump
#Clown
February 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Here, I fixed it.

Stranger than #PulpFiction
#Roy-alWithCheese
#FuckTrump
#Trump
February 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
On Amazon. Product of and ships from Canada.

America-First Canadians can kids the fattest part of my ass.

#Amazon
#AmazonPrime
#Gross
#Canada
#AmericaFirstCanadians #Americanadians
#FuckTrump
#FuckMusk
#Musk/TrumpAdmin
#Tarrifs
February 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hmmmmm....

"Double" seems high, but an increase is 100% due.

#ODSP
#OntarioPolitics
#StopDougFord
#VoteABC
#BonnieCrombie
#OntarioLiberals
February 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Doug Ford summed up perfectly here. Also the $50billion tunnel that is both stupid and ridiculous AND the stupid spa is a disgusting waste of our money.

#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFord
#GreenBelt
#OntarioScienceCenter
#FordGovernment
#ThermeSpa
#DollarBeers
#KillThePoor
#TrumpTariffsElection
January 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Breaking: Musk makes Trump write "person woman man camera tv" 100 times for sneaking extra BigMac at last night's dinner.

#Trump
#BigMac
#Musk
#PersonWomanManCameraTV
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
January 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I call this one "Men In Makeup Sit Through Church" starring Dopey Don and Vain Vance.

#DopeyDonald
#DonaldTrump
#VainVance
#MenInMakeup
#Church
#JDVance
#MiserableMelania
#PiousPouter
#MensaMeeting
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
January 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Man prepares to have ass kissed in bizarre and cringeworthy threesome.

#DanielleSmith
#Trump
#KevinO'Leary
#KillThePoor
#Cringeworthy
#Threesome
#Tariffs
#Americanadians
January 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
U.S. Congress to certify Donald Trump's election win today.

The Radical Left:

#Congress
#Riot
#TheRadicalLeft
#CapeWeather
#ElectionWin
#USA
January 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Fucking Trudeau! I can't wait for PoiLIEvre to fix all this. Buzz* says he'll have sane prices within 4 days of taking office.

* Buzz is Pierre PoiLIEvre

#PierrePoiLIEvre
#KillThePoor
#CEO
#HighPrices
#HappyNewYear
January 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Perp-walks: when you're the guy who killed a rich CEO and need a swarm of 20 cops vs "just some guy" that set a woman on fire, fanned the flames and sat down to watch her burn and die and only need 3. "Watch your head getting into the car please, sir!"

#CEO
#PerpWalk
#RichVsPoor
December 26, 2024 at 4:59 PM
So, is He just a figurehead now? Musk w/ keyboard seems to be squarely in charge, not Him.

It's really weird to see multi billionaires calling all the shots. Like, who's driving the clown car?

#ShutDown
#Elonald
#Trump
#Musk
#Clowncar
#CEO
December 20, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Breaking: Pierre PoiLIEvre to speak any minute now, is sure to have positive things to say about Canada and solid ideas to inspire confidence and move country forward.

#Sarcasm
#PierrePoiLIEvre
#JustinTrudeau
#ChrystiaFreeland
#CanadianPolitics
December 16, 2024 at 5:20 PM
It's THE greatest day of the year to remind everyone that Alex Jones ranks among the greatest and most despicable filth that the world has ever known.

Twelve years today since Sandy Hook. I remember turning on the news like it was yesterday.

#AlexJones
#BrayingAss
#SandyHook
December 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM
This is great! Drain that swamp!

#DrainTheSwamp
#Kushner
#Criminals
November 30, 2024 at 9:02 PM
November 29, 2024 at 5:11 PM