Fataclysm
@fataclysm.bsky.social
What have I done to deserve this flat, flavourless Manhattan?
• coffee first, period. then the rest
• punk rock
• enthusiastic about whiskey
• i've owned more 70s vans than you
• london, ontario
• all pizzas are personal sized if you believe in yourself
• coffee first, period. then the rest
• punk rock
• enthusiastic about whiskey
• i've owned more 70s vans than you
• london, ontario
• all pizzas are personal sized if you believe in yourself
The crew cleaning up all the spit from last night's game are telling management that they'll need an extra couple hours. "It's a full 3 feet of spit in that dugout " a disgusted worker in full protective gear tells CNN.
#Gross
#BlueJays
#Dodgers
#Spitball
#WorldSeries
#Baseball
#Gross
#BlueJays
#Dodgers
#Spitball
#WorldSeries
#Baseball
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What kind of bone-headed, fuckfacing moronic shit-eating evil piece of crap stuff is Doug Ford up to today? And don't say "none, it's Sunday," cuz he told you himself he works 7 days a week when he's not on his extended holidays for months in a row.
#DougFordIsCrooked
#Bill60
#FuckFord
#DouFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#Bill60
#FuckFord
#DouFord
October 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What kind of bone-headed, fuckfacing moronic shit-eating evil piece of crap stuff is Doug Ford up to today? And don't say "none, it's Sunday," cuz he told you himself he works 7 days a week when he's not on his extended holidays for months in a row.
#DougFordIsCrooked
#Bill60
#FuckFord
#DouFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#Bill60
#FuckFord
#DouFord
Just popping in real quick to remind everybody that Doug Ford is a fucking scumbag.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#Bill60
#DollarBeers
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#Bill60
#DollarBeers
October 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just popping in real quick to remind everybody that Doug Ford is a fucking scumbag.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#Bill60
#DollarBeers
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#Bill60
#DollarBeers
Star Trek joke!
What's Mr Data's favourite fruit?
Cannotaloupe.
#StarTrek
#MrData
...also...
#DougFordIsCrooked
What's Mr Data's favourite fruit?
Cannotaloupe.
#StarTrek
#MrData
...also...
#DougFordIsCrooked
September 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Star Trek joke!
What's Mr Data's favourite fruit?
Cannotaloupe.
#StarTrek
#MrData
...also...
#DougFordIsCrooked
What's Mr Data's favourite fruit?
Cannotaloupe.
#StarTrek
#MrData
...also...
#DougFordIsCrooked
Doug Ford is corrupt.
Doug Ford is a fucking moron.
Doug Ford is a liar.
Doug Ford is a crook.
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#DougFordIsAFuckingMoron
#DougFordIsALiar
#DougFordIsACrook
#DougFord
#FordGovernment
Doug Ford is a fucking moron.
Doug Ford is a liar.
Doug Ford is a crook.
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#DougFordIsAFuckingMoron
#DougFordIsALiar
#DougFordIsACrook
#DougFord
#FordGovernment
September 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Doug Ford is corrupt.
Doug Ford is a fucking moron.
Doug Ford is a liar.
Doug Ford is a crook.
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#DougFordIsAFuckingMoron
#DougFordIsALiar
#DougFordIsACrook
#DougFord
#FordGovernment
Doug Ford is a fucking moron.
Doug Ford is a liar.
Doug Ford is a crook.
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#DougFordIsAFuckingMoron
#DougFordIsALiar
#DougFordIsACrook
#DougFord
#FordGovernment
Watching Him painfully struggle to say "Acetaminophen" while He tells the world how dangerous acetaminophen is in front of RFK and Dr Oz really, really inspires a LOT of confidence.
Still...PersonManWomanCameraTV.
Also, 1 in 12!!
#Bidenesque
#BlitherBlather
#JIMMYKIMMELLIVE!
#Trump
#Autism
Still...PersonManWomanCameraTV.
Also, 1 in 12!!
#Bidenesque
#BlitherBlather
#JIMMYKIMMELLIVE!
#Trump
#Autism
September 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Watching Him painfully struggle to say "Acetaminophen" while He tells the world how dangerous acetaminophen is in front of RFK and Dr Oz really, really inspires a LOT of confidence.
Still...PersonManWomanCameraTV.
Also, 1 in 12!!
#Bidenesque
#BlitherBlather
#JIMMYKIMMELLIVE!
#Trump
#Autism
Still...PersonManWomanCameraTV.
Also, 1 in 12!!
#Bidenesque
#BlitherBlather
#JIMMYKIMMELLIVE!
#Trump
#Autism
Hey, if anybody sees Pete Hoekstra today, be sure to tell him to go fuck himself.
Fucking tool.
#PeteHoekstra
#AmbassadorPeteHoekstra
Fucking tool.
#PeteHoekstra
#AmbassadorPeteHoekstra
September 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hey, if anybody sees Pete Hoekstra today, be sure to tell him to go fuck himself.
Fucking tool.
#PeteHoekstra
#AmbassadorPeteHoekstra
Fucking tool.
#PeteHoekstra
#AmbassadorPeteHoekstra
Everybody's proud and happy for Victoria Mboko. Everybody but Naomi Osaka. The chip on her shoulder must have a chip on its shoulder.
#Soupuss #PoorSport
#Mboko
#TennisAnyone
#Soupuss #PoorSport
#Mboko
#TennisAnyone
August 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Everybody's proud and happy for Victoria Mboko. Everybody but Naomi Osaka. The chip on her shoulder must have a chip on its shoulder.
#Soupuss #PoorSport
#Mboko
#TennisAnyone
#Soupuss #PoorSport
#Mboko
#TennisAnyone
Pete Hoekstra can fuck off! Take your "term of endearment" and cram it with walnuts. Disrespectful son of a bitch.
Kissing his Master's ass.
#PeteHoekstra
#Moron
#CanadaDay
Kissing his Master's ass.
#PeteHoekstra
#Moron
#CanadaDay
June 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Pete Hoekstra can fuck off! Take your "term of endearment" and cram it with walnuts. Disrespectful son of a bitch.
Kissing his Master's ass.
#PeteHoekstra
#Moron
#CanadaDay
Kissing his Master's ass.
#PeteHoekstra
#Moron
#CanadaDay
Trivago Guys: proof that disheveled, homeless-looking tourists that drank too much and did way, way too much toilet tank blow last night can still have the olfactory senses to sniff up deals on discount hotel rates.
#Trivago
#Blow
#Disheveled
Sidebar: were they sheveled first?
#Trivago
#Blow
#Disheveled
Sidebar: were they sheveled first?
June 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Trivago Guys: proof that disheveled, homeless-looking tourists that drank too much and did way, way too much toilet tank blow last night can still have the olfactory senses to sniff up deals on discount hotel rates.
#Trivago
#Blow
#Disheveled
Sidebar: were they sheveled first?
#Trivago
#Blow
#Disheveled
Sidebar: were they sheveled first?
October 20th. That's a lovely, long summer vacation, Doug!
Still...those teachers, right? Right? Those 2 month summers! Right?
And get that moronic shit-eating grin off of your face.
#DougFordIsCORRUPT
#ShitEatingGrin
#FuckDougFord
#Criminal
What a fucking asshole.
Still...those teachers, right? Right? Those 2 month summers! Right?
And get that moronic shit-eating grin off of your face.
#DougFordIsCORRUPT
#ShitEatingGrin
#FuckDougFord
#Criminal
What a fucking asshole.
June 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
October 20th. That's a lovely, long summer vacation, Doug!
Still...those teachers, right? Right? Those 2 month summers! Right?
And get that moronic shit-eating grin off of your face.
#DougFordIsCORRUPT
#ShitEatingGrin
#FuckDougFord
#Criminal
What a fucking asshole.
Still...those teachers, right? Right? Those 2 month summers! Right?
And get that moronic shit-eating grin off of your face.
#DougFordIsCORRUPT
#ShitEatingGrin
#FuckDougFord
#Criminal
What a fucking asshole.
Are the fans at this year's French Open THE most ignorant I've ever seen in 25+ years of watching tennis?
Oui.
"Hey, let's stumble around while they're playing!"
"That's a great idea! And let's never shut up!"
"Fantastic!"
#FrenchOpen
#TennisAnyone?
#FermezLesBouches
#WTA
Oui.
"Hey, let's stumble around while they're playing!"
"That's a great idea! And let's never shut up!"
"Fantastic!"
#FrenchOpen
#TennisAnyone?
#FermezLesBouches
#WTA
June 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Are the fans at this year's French Open THE most ignorant I've ever seen in 25+ years of watching tennis?
Oui.
"Hey, let's stumble around while they're playing!"
"That's a great idea! And let's never shut up!"
"Fantastic!"
#FrenchOpen
#TennisAnyone?
#FermezLesBouches
#WTA
Oui.
"Hey, let's stumble around while they're playing!"
"That's a great idea! And let's never shut up!"
"Fantastic!"
#FrenchOpen
#TennisAnyone?
#FermezLesBouches
#WTA
June 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Breaking: Unemployed man that lives in government housing seen yelling about "elbows down" from lawn in front of building where he used to work.
Sure, PP, there wouldn't even BE any tariff issues if you were in charge. Why don't you go back to the mansion we're all paying for and stfu.
#Poilivre
Sure, PP, there wouldn't even BE any tariff issues if you were in charge. Why don't you go back to the mansion we're all paying for and stfu.
#Poilivre
June 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Breaking: Unemployed man that lives in government housing seen yelling about "elbows down" from lawn in front of building where he used to work.
Sure, PP, there wouldn't even BE any tariff issues if you were in charge. Why don't you go back to the mansion we're all paying for and stfu.
#Poilivre
Sure, PP, there wouldn't even BE any tariff issues if you were in charge. Why don't you go back to the mansion we're all paying for and stfu.
#Poilivre
June 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"Small Achievable Goals" is about 2 broads in constant and various stages of undress that never stop yelling about everything.
#Cringe
#SmallAchievableGoals
#CBC
#Cringe
#SmallAchievableGoals
#CBC
May 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Small Achievable Goals" is about 2 broads in constant and various stages of undress that never stop yelling about everything.
#Cringe
#SmallAchievableGoals
#CBC
#Cringe
#SmallAchievableGoals
#CBC
So, trust with the USA is dead, then? Mr Art Of The Deal doesn't seem to know His head from His ass anymore. Dimentia or bad meds, we need to reevaluate everything in a major way.
#Taco
#Distance
Taco doesn't tweet anymore, He clucks!
#WhatTheCluck
#Tariff
#Steel
#MrArtOfTheSteel
#Trump
#Taco
#Distance
Taco doesn't tweet anymore, He clucks!
#WhatTheCluck
#Tariff
#Steel
#MrArtOfTheSteel
#Trump
May 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
So, trust with the USA is dead, then? Mr Art Of The Deal doesn't seem to know His head from His ass anymore. Dimentia or bad meds, we need to reevaluate everything in a major way.
#Taco
#Distance
Taco doesn't tweet anymore, He clucks!
#WhatTheCluck
#Tariff
#Steel
#MrArtOfTheSteel
#Trump
#Taco
#Distance
Taco doesn't tweet anymore, He clucks!
#WhatTheCluck
#Tariff
#Steel
#MrArtOfTheSteel
#Trump
Trump:"What's for dinner tonight?"
Melania: * giggling "I sent Eric for Tacos! *giggling
Trump: "Mmmmm, tac...Hey, wait a minute!"
Poor, Sad Eric: * locked in his car and running out of air. Tacos getting cold
#Taco
#Tacos
#Mouthbreather
#Tariff
#PoorSadEtic
Melania: * giggling "I sent Eric for Tacos! *giggling
Trump: "Mmmmm, tac...Hey, wait a minute!"
Poor, Sad Eric: * locked in his car and running out of air. Tacos getting cold
#Taco
#Tacos
#Mouthbreather
#Tariff
#PoorSadEtic
May 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Trump:"What's for dinner tonight?"
Melania: * giggling "I sent Eric for Tacos! *giggling
Trump: "Mmmmm, tac...Hey, wait a minute!"
Poor, Sad Eric: * locked in his car and running out of air. Tacos getting cold
#Taco
#Tacos
#Mouthbreather
#Tariff
#PoorSadEtic
Melania: * giggling "I sent Eric for Tacos! *giggling
Trump: "Mmmmm, tac...Hey, wait a minute!"
Poor, Sad Eric: * locked in his car and running out of air. Tacos getting cold
#Taco
#Tacos
#Mouthbreather
#Tariff
#PoorSadEtic
I'd be embarrassed if Andrew Lawton was a member of my political party.
I'd be embarrassed to have even voted for him.
#AndrewLawton
#CPC
#Trash
I'd be embarrassed to have even voted for him.
#AndrewLawton
#CPC
#Trash
May 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'd be embarrassed if Andrew Lawton was a member of my political party.
I'd be embarrassed to have even voted for him.
#AndrewLawton
#CPC
#Trash
I'd be embarrassed to have even voted for him.
#AndrewLawton
#CPC
#Trash
Ontario to deliver budget later today. I expect something like this:
• money for tunnel under T.O
• money to help rich spa from other country
• no money for anything else
• something about alcohol
• klll the poor
Will Ford be wearing his biggest shit-eating grin? Yes!
#KillThePoor
#ODSP
#FordGov
• money for tunnel under T.O
• money to help rich spa from other country
• no money for anything else
• something about alcohol
• klll the poor
Will Ford be wearing his biggest shit-eating grin? Yes!
#KillThePoor
#ODSP
#FordGov
May 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ontario to deliver budget later today. I expect something like this:
• money for tunnel under T.O
• money to help rich spa from other country
• no money for anything else
• something about alcohol
• klll the poor
Will Ford be wearing his biggest shit-eating grin? Yes!
#KillThePoor
#ODSP
#FordGov
• money for tunnel under T.O
• money to help rich spa from other country
• no money for anything else
• something about alcohol
• klll the poor
Will Ford be wearing his biggest shit-eating grin? Yes!
#KillThePoor
#ODSP
#FordGov
Nothin' like 30 seconds of "Dude Looks Like A Lady" on the radio to remind everybody that Aerosmith should be in prison for what they've done.
Not jail, prison.
Shudder.
#Aerosmith
#Prison
#Shudder
#DudeLooksLikeALady
Not jail, prison.
Shudder.
#Aerosmith
#Prison
#Shudder
#DudeLooksLikeALady
May 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Nothin' like 30 seconds of "Dude Looks Like A Lady" on the radio to remind everybody that Aerosmith should be in prison for what they've done.
Not jail, prison.
Shudder.
#Aerosmith
#Prison
#Shudder
#DudeLooksLikeALady
Not jail, prison.
Shudder.
#Aerosmith
#Prison
#Shudder
#DudeLooksLikeALady
May 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A year has passed. What happened to all the Toronto coppers that lied each other up to put an innocent man away? Never heard a peep about them again. Back to work, I guess...
I'd genuinely like to know what happened after the verdict.
#TorontoPolice
#UmarZameer
#Toronto
I'd genuinely like to know what happened after the verdict.
#TorontoPolice
#UmarZameer
#Toronto
April 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A year has passed. What happened to all the Toronto coppers that lied each other up to put an innocent man away? Never heard a peep about them again. Back to work, I guess...
I'd genuinely like to know what happened after the verdict.
#TorontoPolice
#UmarZameer
#Toronto
I'd genuinely like to know what happened after the verdict.
#TorontoPolice
#UmarZameer
#Toronto
Nobody's drinking adrenochrome anymore, and it shows.
Weak.
#QAnonsense
#Adrenochrome
#Weak
#WontSomebodyPleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Weak.
#QAnonsense
#Adrenochrome
#Weak
#WontSomebodyPleaseThinkOfTheChildren
April 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Nobody's drinking adrenochrome anymore, and it shows.
Weak.
#QAnonsense
#Adrenochrome
#Weak
#WontSomebodyPleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Weak.
#QAnonsense
#Adrenochrome
#Weak
#WontSomebodyPleaseThinkOfTheChildren