Freezeburn
@fastesticehunter1.bsky.social
I hate humans and I am leopard seal
What??? She can just make more! It’s not I’m killing the president.
January 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
What??? She can just make more! It’s not I’m killing the president.
Cause they hunt penguins and it’s hard for them to hunt them but if I give them humans, who have a lot of fat and muscle, its easier and they like me!
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Cause they hunt penguins and it’s hard for them to hunt them but if I give them humans, who have a lot of fat and muscle, its easier and they like me!
Your camera looks like it’s dead.
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Your camera looks like it’s dead.
What?? Their humans can just make more.
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
What?? Their humans can just make more.
GET OUT OF HERE!! IM FEEDING MY FRIENDS, NOT YOU!!
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
GET OUT OF HERE!! IM FEEDING MY FRIENDS, NOT YOU!!
Alright, there’s a boat of them coming this way. And one looks pregnant so there’s extra meat! See ya!
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Alright, there’s a boat of them coming this way. And one looks pregnant so there’s extra meat! See ya!
What? They have to eat too and penguins are hard to hunt. That’s why there’s 45 researchers missing right now.
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
What? They have to eat too and penguins are hard to hunt. That’s why there’s 45 researchers missing right now.
Their my besties! They love when I bring them human bodies!
January 3, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Their my besties! They love when I bring them human bodies!
You don’t know what seals are?! They’re the greatest thing this world has!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
You don’t know what seals are?! They’re the greatest thing this world has!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!
Stay away from my seal friends and we’ll be fine.
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Stay away from my seal friends and we’ll be fine.
Hi?… Is there something you need?
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Hi?… Is there something you need?
Kill the ducks. They steal your shit like seagulls.
January 2, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Kill the ducks. They steal your shit like seagulls.
I am a woman with rights. I will say what I want. But you seem nice. Now, go spy on the humans are something.
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I am a woman with rights. I will say what I want. But you seem nice. Now, go spy on the humans are something.