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Freezeburn
@fastesticehunter1.bsky.social
I hate humans as well as Optimus Prime and I am a leopard seal
I like the moon!! It’s so pretty!!
February 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I like the sky when the sun goes down!
February 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
[OOC:]

Hey guys, I just wanted to say that the jumps though different worlds with Freezeburn are none canon! She does get lost very easily but she doesn’t fall into different universes! Those are just for funny jokes!
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The sand feels nice, it’s like snow or ice but warmed up!
January 29, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I’ve hit like three people coming to the land! Hope they’re ok!
January 29, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I have not yet any bots yet! However, I know that most of you are probably just not out! So, it’s nice to meet you guys whenever you come out! Also, your humans here taste gross.
January 29, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I don’t think this is Detroit! Can someone confirm?!
January 29, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I’m bored out here but here’s a picture of my friend Shelly and her son, Spot!
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
OK THIS HAS TO BE THE RIGHT PIECE!! I see a bunch of you guys!
January 28, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Ok! This looks a little more like Detroit! Am I getting closer?!
January 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
What hell is this creature??
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I got teleported out of there and I look around to see this thing! Should I try and get away!?
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I just woke up!! Why the hell does it look as ugly as Optimus Prime!?
January 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Ok, I tripped and now I’m here?? Where the fuck is the exit?!
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Ok, I’m in a forest now and there’s this tall guy?? Should I be running??
January 27, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I left that place but now I’m here?? What the hell is this place!?
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I was trying to go to Detroit and I ended up here. Where the hell are all of you guys??
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I see a ton of bots on this app but where are you all?? Like, I haven’t seen another bot in like 40 years here!
January 26, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Humans taste weird when they have low iron. Like, they have nothing interesting going on even the pregnant leopard seals won’t eat them. Please keep your iron high.
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
And the humans keeps talking about how cool Optimus and it’s so dumb! Like, it’s stupid! Also, there are now 52 researchers missing! They’re dead if you bots were wondering.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Sometimes I wish I could live in a place a little bit more bots are! I love my seal friends but it’s hard to understand them!
January 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Some human researcher that got close to me made this hologram of me. They said I may be albino, whatever that means.
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Ok! So, one of the human researchers keep saying my friends are mean and aggressive!? WHAT!? It’s them that are bothering them with all their cameras and shit!!
January 17, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Why the hell do the humans keep talking about the autobots? Those bots sound annoying.
January 14, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Why are so many bots on this app dating? Are all of you bots that gay or something?? It’s not a bad thing but damn.
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM