Christian Fasselius
fasselius.bsky.social
Christian Fasselius
@fasselius.bsky.social
Father, husband, lawyer, speaker of snark, attempting to lean towards bemused.

*Opinions are mine alone, likely bad, more likely unserious*
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October 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Our man only considered if he could, not if he should.
May 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Let's not escalate things in a way we're going to regret.
May 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Yadi is first team “why is this ball stuck to my chest protector.”
May 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Yadi's top similarity score is AJ Pierzynski. No fan base has ever demanded an only-decent player be deified more effectively than St Louis.
May 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
What gets me is how small they look. I’m Catholic, so I see it through that lens, but how looming the house of the Lord is over these two men is striking.
April 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I'd watch him on a game I'm already interested in. I would not tune in because of him, and likely would turn the volume down to avoid him in any case.
February 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
That looks almost identical to the screen at the semi-pro park in Cascade, Iowa. IIRC, that one is a repurposed drive-in movie screen. They've been using it for decades, for the same reason.
February 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM