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Fartholomew the sixth
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19 y/o he/him🏳️‍⚧️ 🗣️
I draw stuff sometimes 💥💥💥
The dad joke man 📰
No way 🤯 10/10
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
You don't need tickets because you can get front row (boat) to sea that
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
He's the most feared pirate wizard to ever exist

Because others are either pirates or wizards, he's yet to meet another pirate wizard and then they must have a duel to determine who's the real deal and who will walk the enchanted plank
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Good luck!!!
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
OH FUCK IT GOT REARRANGED TO THIS FRIDAY NOW OH CRAP AND MY MOM WILL BE THERE (not in the office but still) DEFINITELY NOT CONFESSING OH SHIT
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yeah, but it's not too bad. I can have small amounts of cheese, milk chocolate and stuff like that. It's only bad if it's pure milk or in big amounts 🧀
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
As long as I don't have milk, it'll be fine 🤫
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
😭😭😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I respect your wrong opinion
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Keep your innocence 🙏
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM