Fartholomew the sixth
@fartmazzter.bsky.social
19 y/o he/him🏳️⚧️ 🗣️
I draw stuff sometimes 💥💥💥
The dad joke man 📰
I draw stuff sometimes 💥💥💥
The dad joke man 📰
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I think parents should listen to their children and remember what they like/dislike. Example: I always hated the texture of meat and can only eat fillet chicken, but whenever me and my parents eat out, I hear the same question: "wanna try [meat thing]?" No??? Why would my answer change???
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I think parents should listen to their children and remember what they like/dislike. Example: I always hated the texture of meat and can only eat fillet chicken, but whenever me and my parents eat out, I hear the same question: "wanna try [meat thing]?" No??? Why would my answer change???
Lately I've been experimenting with character and clothing design. I drew a few of different album inspired outfits for this blonde fella (my oc🧡) and I think I really cooked on this one. Street racer kind of makes sense for blurryface, right?
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Lately I've been experimenting with character and clothing design. I drew a few of different album inspired outfits for this blonde fella (my oc🧡) and I think I really cooked on this one. Street racer kind of makes sense for blurryface, right?
Mmmmm waffles
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mmmmm waffles
I don't remember if I said it already but I watched mob psycho 100 recently and I love it
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I don't remember if I said it already but I watched mob psycho 100 recently and I love it
I feel kinda 😐
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I feel kinda 😐
Damn I need to buy more clay because I want to make all bugsnax especially my baby cheezer 💛
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Damn I need to buy more clay because I want to make all bugsnax especially my baby cheezer 💛
Dudes and dudettes, I did it!!! My psychiatrist is a lovely kind man, like a real sweetheart. Hopefully I won't feel bad from pills
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Dudes and dudettes, I did it!!! My psychiatrist is a lovely kind man, like a real sweetheart. Hopefully I won't feel bad from pills
Me when there's a fly
SWAT!
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Me when there's a fly
Look at my new oc. Captain Wise Beard, he's a pirate magician with a phoenix parrot and a wand for a hand because a goblin shark with a war axe tail cut it off 🤯
He sails the seas in search for a philosopher's stone to use it to forge gold and become rich 🤑
He sails the seas in search for a philosopher's stone to use it to forge gold and become rich 🤑
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Look at my new oc. Captain Wise Beard, he's a pirate magician with a phoenix parrot and a wand for a hand because a goblin shark with a war axe tail cut it off 🤯
He sails the seas in search for a philosopher's stone to use it to forge gold and become rich 🤑
He sails the seas in search for a philosopher's stone to use it to forge gold and become rich 🤑
Okay sorry I've calmed down I think
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Okay sorry I've calmed down I think
Sorry I've been barely online I'm just stressing a lot at the moment and my thoughts are kind of a huge mess right now but hopefully once I'm done with the psychiatrist appointment it'll get better (being LGBTQ+ is sorta a crime in my country and I'm not sure if I should admit to that 😃😃😃)
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sorry I've been barely online I'm just stressing a lot at the moment and my thoughts are kind of a huge mess right now but hopefully once I'm done with the psychiatrist appointment it'll get better (being LGBTQ+ is sorta a crime in my country and I'm not sure if I should admit to that 😃😃😃)
Yesterday I had a terrible tummy ache and I was worried I got food poisoning or something but turns out it was just because I didn't eat veggies the whole day (I eat at least a little every day) but today I feel great because I had a salad for breakfast 😇
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yesterday I had a terrible tummy ache and I was worried I got food poisoning or something but turns out it was just because I didn't eat veggies the whole day (I eat at least a little every day) but today I feel great because I had a salad for breakfast 😇
Haribo gummies are ehh too tough for me. But foamy rats are fiiiire and I like how big they are 10/10 🐀
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Haribo gummies are ehh too tough for me. But foamy rats are fiiiire and I like how big they are 10/10 🐀
I haven't been feeling great lately and uhhhh uhhhhhh
I finally got an appointment with a psychiatrist on 24th (nervous af)
I finally got an appointment with a psychiatrist on 24th (nervous af)
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I haven't been feeling great lately and uhhhh uhhhhhh
I finally got an appointment with a psychiatrist on 24th (nervous af)
I finally got an appointment with a psychiatrist on 24th (nervous af)
While other boys go to jupiter, i go to uranus 😼
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
While other boys go to jupiter, i go to uranus 😼
It makes me so sad that liking certain pokemon makes you a pervert in some fan's eyes. I liked vaporeon since I was a child, and I think gardevoir and lopunny are pretty cool. They deserve better treatment 😢
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
It makes me so sad that liking certain pokemon makes you a pervert in some fan's eyes. I liked vaporeon since I was a child, and I think gardevoir and lopunny are pretty cool. They deserve better treatment 😢
I'll be turning twenty in three months...
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'll be turning twenty in three months...
"What a lovely looking chocolate" I think to myself joyously as I take a bite
"Oh damn it's with alcohol" I say reading 'not for children' on the back of the package
"Oh damn it's with alcohol" I say reading 'not for children' on the back of the package
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"What a lovely looking chocolate" I think to myself joyously as I take a bite
"Oh damn it's with alcohol" I say reading 'not for children' on the back of the package
"Oh damn it's with alcohol" I say reading 'not for children' on the back of the package
Been sneezing and coughing for a few days and my idiot brother thought it's a great idea to spray perfume in the room. I told him every time to do it in the bathroom and he still chooses to annoy me. And he knows damn well I hate strong scents 😡
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Been sneezing and coughing for a few days and my idiot brother thought it's a great idea to spray perfume in the room. I told him every time to do it in the bathroom and he still chooses to annoy me. And he knows damn well I hate strong scents 😡
There's always that mf who constantly munches on something in vc. I'm that guy
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
There's always that mf who constantly munches on something in vc. I'm that guy
I also had a nightmare where some dumbass ai picture app downloaded itself on my pc on it's own and I couldn't delete it and it kept playing this awful ai ad for itself and some stupid news that ai will replace designers. Hate that 🖕
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I also had a nightmare where some dumbass ai picture app downloaded itself on my pc on it's own and I couldn't delete it and it kept playing this awful ai ad for itself and some stupid news that ai will replace designers. Hate that 🖕
Whenever I hear a funny line whether it's in a cartoon or anywhere I try to imagine how the voice actor had to say it with a straight face and not laugh. It's nice knowing that every drawn character has an actual person behind their voice
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Whenever I hear a funny line whether it's in a cartoon or anywhere I try to imagine how the voice actor had to say it with a straight face and not laugh. It's nice knowing that every drawn character has an actual person behind their voice
Pretzels and crackers mix is such a joyous snack
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Pretzels and crackers mix is such a joyous snack
I don't have a pumpkin but don't wanna feel left out this year
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I don't have a pumpkin but don't wanna feel left out this year
Can I legally change my name to fart? Like actually?
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Can I legally change my name to fart? Like actually?