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Fartcruiser
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currently watching 'Become the Host of SNL' youtube hypnosis
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just got my dick sucked at culver’s
August 31, 2023 at 11:54 AM
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Another random phrase I wrote down on my phone at some point. I do wonder what sort of fortunes she tells.
August 30, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Not right now babe, I'm watching DEATH TO THE DALEKS | VHS & DVD Comparison | Doctor Who | Third Doctor
August 31, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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please remember that while blocking me makes it easier to call my posts "Mid" without me seeing it, it also makes it much more difficult for you to Educate me
July 22, 2023 at 6:17 PM
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Millennial owned restaurants are only called three things:

1. KICKFLIP BAGELS AND MUFFINS
2. BAD ASS BUTCHER BBQ
3. Of Flowers and Honey, a dining experience
August 28, 2023 at 10:07 PM
White boy goes to house party, plays Kanye West, impresses women - AUTISM. Many such cases!
August 28, 2023 at 2:19 PM
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Are we sure though?
August 28, 2023 at 2:18 AM