fartass
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"Why did you come to this time? To warn us?"
The time traveler laughed. "Why would anyone listen to me?"
"You're from our future-"
"No, I'm from a different timeline, a different future. I'm a refugee."
"To here? Now?"
"It looks fucked right now, but this is the timeline that pulls through."
The time traveler laughed. "Why would anyone listen to me?"
"You're from our future-"
"No, I'm from a different timeline, a different future. I'm a refugee."
"To here? Now?"
"It looks fucked right now, but this is the timeline that pulls through."
January 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"Why did you come to this time? To warn us?"
The time traveler laughed. "Why would anyone listen to me?"
"You're from our future-"
"No, I'm from a different timeline, a different future. I'm a refugee."
"To here? Now?"
"It looks fucked right now, but this is the timeline that pulls through."
The time traveler laughed. "Why would anyone listen to me?"
"You're from our future-"
"No, I'm from a different timeline, a different future. I'm a refugee."
"To here? Now?"
"It looks fucked right now, but this is the timeline that pulls through."
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Shopping for a humidifier, and all the best-of lists want me to get a smart one. No. I do not want to chat with my humidifier. I do not want to have to download an app to use my humidifier. I will not ping my humidifier on Poob
January 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Shopping for a humidifier, and all the best-of lists want me to get a smart one. No. I do not want to chat with my humidifier. I do not want to have to download an app to use my humidifier. I will not ping my humidifier on Poob
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Everything is really hard out there, but on a long drive back from a long day, I looked at the most truly amazing moon.
January 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Everything is really hard out there, but on a long drive back from a long day, I looked at the most truly amazing moon.
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falling asleep with a book in your hand is such a pleasure and an underrated reading experience
January 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
falling asleep with a book in your hand is such a pleasure and an underrated reading experience
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The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
January 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
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It’s probably good that car headlights can now be brighter than 7000 exploding suns, I’m probably wrong for not seeing the benefit. Sorry, I’ll do better.
January 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It’s probably good that car headlights can now be brighter than 7000 exploding suns, I’m probably wrong for not seeing the benefit. Sorry, I’ll do better.
