Alex Farnham
@farnspam.bsky.social
🎮 🖊️ Game writer/screenwriter 🖊️ 🎮
WRITER: THE QUARRY etc
Currently Senior Writer at Supermassive Games, where I help tell scary stories.
WRITER: THE QUARRY etc
Currently Senior Writer at Supermassive Games, where I help tell scary stories.
Dropping some of my hottest invention ideas. Hoping some of them are goers.
October 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Dropping some of my hottest invention ideas. Hoping some of them are goers.
“OMG don’t look now but…”
Me:
Me:
October 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“OMG don’t look now but…”
Me:
Me:
My cat died last week. He wasn’t even one year old, and it really hit me hard. Then, over the weekend, I saw that an extremely talented tattoo artist I know had some availability… and it gave me the chance to commemorate Pounce, along with all the cats I’ve lost in my life.
Hug your pets please ❤️
Hug your pets please ❤️
October 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My cat died last week. He wasn’t even one year old, and it really hit me hard. Then, over the weekend, I saw that an extremely talented tattoo artist I know had some availability… and it gave me the chance to commemorate Pounce, along with all the cats I’ve lost in my life.
Hug your pets please ❤️
Hug your pets please ❤️
If you didn't know this was a popular franchise, this would seem like the biggest waste of money ever.
October 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If you didn't know this was a popular franchise, this would seem like the biggest waste of money ever.
I’ve not written any poetry for a while, so here’s a silly little ditty about my life at the moment. Enjoy!
open.substack.com/pub/pixelate...
open.substack.com/pub/pixelate...
September 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’ve not written any poetry for a while, so here’s a silly little ditty about my life at the moment. Enjoy!
open.substack.com/pub/pixelate...
open.substack.com/pub/pixelate...
How’s the writing going, Alex?
September 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
How’s the writing going, Alex?
I’m visiting my hometown and I’m spending the next two weeks on the beach.
July 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’m visiting my hometown and I’m spending the next two weeks on the beach.
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
May 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
I wrote a short screenplay for the first round of a writing challenge I like to compete in each year. This year, I woke up to this delightful email. Can’t wait for round two!
April 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I wrote a short screenplay for the first round of a writing challenge I like to compete in each year. This year, I woke up to this delightful email. Can’t wait for round two!
Whenever it gets above 12 degrees C in the UK, we do this:
*Dadbod optional but encouraged*
*Dadbod optional but encouraged*
April 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Whenever it gets above 12 degrees C in the UK, we do this:
*Dadbod optional but encouraged*
*Dadbod optional but encouraged*
A feature of being a dad I wasn’t prepared for: wearing a child’s corrective eye patch and walking around pretending to be a pirate so my son will think it’s cool and finally agree to wear it.
March 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
A feature of being a dad I wasn’t prepared for: wearing a child’s corrective eye patch and walking around pretending to be a pirate so my son will think it’s cool and finally agree to wear it.
She was feeling left out
February 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
She was feeling left out
Shoutout to @whytmage.bsky.social and @tarabunker.bsky.social along with all my other SMG friends I got to spend the day with!
February 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Shoutout to @whytmage.bsky.social and @tarabunker.bsky.social along with all my other SMG friends I got to spend the day with!
I had such a blast at Guildford Games Festival talking to aspiring writers and passionate game devs, as well as sitting down for some one-to-one portfolio reviews. Truly one of those days that reminded me why I love what I do. #gamedev #gamewriting
February 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I had such a blast at Guildford Games Festival talking to aspiring writers and passionate game devs, as well as sitting down for some one-to-one portfolio reviews. Truly one of those days that reminded me why I love what I do. #gamedev #gamewriting
When she innie on my outie ‘til I sever.
February 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When she innie on my outie ‘til I sever.
Huge news - they’re friends now.
January 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Huge news - they’re friends now.
So far I’ve spent the weekend welcoming Jelly and Pounce to our home.
January 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
So far I’ve spent the weekend welcoming Jelly and Pounce to our home.
Thoughts on turning 35:
1) Cardigans are cool.
2) You’re never too old to start improving yourself (e.g. wearing a cardigan).
3) You’re all beautiful and I’m lucky we exist at the same time (as cardigans).
4) I got a new cardigan for my birthday.
1) Cardigans are cool.
2) You’re never too old to start improving yourself (e.g. wearing a cardigan).
3) You’re all beautiful and I’m lucky we exist at the same time (as cardigans).
4) I got a new cardigan for my birthday.
January 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Thoughts on turning 35:
1) Cardigans are cool.
2) You’re never too old to start improving yourself (e.g. wearing a cardigan).
3) You’re all beautiful and I’m lucky we exist at the same time (as cardigans).
4) I got a new cardigan for my birthday.
1) Cardigans are cool.
2) You’re never too old to start improving yourself (e.g. wearing a cardigan).
3) You’re all beautiful and I’m lucky we exist at the same time (as cardigans).
4) I got a new cardigan for my birthday.
Great pics! I took this about 3 years ago and it remains my favourite wildlife photo I’ve ever managed to get.
December 24, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Great pics! I took this about 3 years ago and it remains my favourite wildlife photo I’ve ever managed to get.
Why does this suggested Photos memory make it look like my dead cat is posthumously releasing a Memoir?
December 19, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Why does this suggested Photos memory make it look like my dead cat is posthumously releasing a Memoir?
Love catching up with old friends @izzalith.bsky.social
December 13, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Love catching up with old friends @izzalith.bsky.social
We out here looking exactly like a nipple.
December 10, 2024 at 4:49 PM
We out here looking exactly like a nipple.