Alex Farnham
@farnspam.bsky.social
🎮 🖊️ Game writer/screenwriter 🖊️ 🎮
WRITER: THE QUARRY etc
Currently Senior Writer at Supermassive Games, where I help tell scary stories.
WRITER: THE QUARRY etc
Currently Senior Writer at Supermassive Games, where I help tell scary stories.
Dropping some of my hottest invention ideas. Hoping some of them are goers.
October 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Dropping some of my hottest invention ideas. Hoping some of them are goers.
Sometimes I don’t think I’m that much of a stereotypical dad but then Amazon recommends me a ‘thermal imaging monocular for outdoor exploration and wildlife viewing’.
October 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sometimes I don’t think I’m that much of a stereotypical dad but then Amazon recommends me a ‘thermal imaging monocular for outdoor exploration and wildlife viewing’.
“OMG don’t look now but…”
Me:
Me:
October 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“OMG don’t look now but…”
Me:
Me:
My cat died last week. He wasn’t even one year old, and it really hit me hard. Then, over the weekend, I saw that an extremely talented tattoo artist I know had some availability… and it gave me the chance to commemorate Pounce, along with all the cats I’ve lost in my life.
Hug your pets please ❤️
Hug your pets please ❤️
October 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My cat died last week. He wasn’t even one year old, and it really hit me hard. Then, over the weekend, I saw that an extremely talented tattoo artist I know had some availability… and it gave me the chance to commemorate Pounce, along with all the cats I’ve lost in my life.
Hug your pets please ❤️
Hug your pets please ❤️
If you didn't know this was a popular franchise, this would seem like the biggest waste of money ever.
October 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If you didn't know this was a popular franchise, this would seem like the biggest waste of money ever.
Up for a scary writing challenge? Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social Scary Story Challenge on October 31st! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/scary
Scary Story Challenge — nycmidnight
The Scary Story Challenge is a creative writing competition that challenges writers worldwide to create scary short stories based on assigned prompts in 48 hours.
nycmidnight.com
September 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Up for a scary writing challenge? Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social Scary Story Challenge on October 31st! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/scary
I’ve not written any poetry for a while, so here’s a silly little ditty about my life at the moment. Enjoy!
open.substack.com/pub/pixelate...
open.substack.com/pub/pixelate...
September 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’ve not written any poetry for a while, so here’s a silly little ditty about my life at the moment. Enjoy!
open.substack.com/pub/pixelate...
open.substack.com/pub/pixelate...
How’s the writing going, Alex?
September 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
How’s the writing going, Alex?
Yeah I’m into drugs:
Donkey Kong Bananza
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Donkey Kong Bananza
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July 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Yeah I’m into drugs:
Donkey Kong Bananza
R
U
G
S
Donkey Kong Bananza
R
U
G
S
I’m visiting my hometown and I’m spending the next two weeks on the beach.
July 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’m visiting my hometown and I’m spending the next two weeks on the beach.
You know you’re getting old when your ‘YOLO’ moments come from deciding to eat a ‘slightly too ripe’ banana.
June 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
You know you’re getting old when your ‘YOLO’ moments come from deciding to eat a ‘slightly too ripe’ banana.
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
May 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
Anybody want to open up a ‘How To Train Your Dragon’ themed pub and call it ‘How To Drain Your Flagon’?
May 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Anybody want to open up a ‘How To Train Your Dragon’ themed pub and call it ‘How To Drain Your Flagon’?
I always get sad when I finish a burrito 😞
April 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I always get sad when I finish a burrito 😞
I wrote a short screenplay for the first round of a writing challenge I like to compete in each year. This year, I woke up to this delightful email. Can’t wait for round two!
April 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I wrote a short screenplay for the first round of a writing challenge I like to compete in each year. This year, I woke up to this delightful email. Can’t wait for round two!
I asked my 2yo son if he knows what we’re doing for Easter and he said “I will eat the Easter Bunny.”
April 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I asked my 2yo son if he knows what we’re doing for Easter and he said “I will eat the Easter Bunny.”
I don’t know if this means anything but I’d like all my trans friends to know that the UK Supreme Court doesn’t speak for me. Like, at all.
April 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I don’t know if this means anything but I’d like all my trans friends to know that the UK Supreme Court doesn’t speak for me. Like, at all.
I just woke from a dream wherein I made a joke that went something like this:
“What’s the point of sardines? You may as well just have a tiny tuna!”
???????
“What’s the point of sardines? You may as well just have a tiny tuna!”
???????
April 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I just woke from a dream wherein I made a joke that went something like this:
“What’s the point of sardines? You may as well just have a tiny tuna!”
???????
“What’s the point of sardines? You may as well just have a tiny tuna!”
???????
Whenever it gets above 12 degrees C in the UK, we do this:
*Dadbod optional but encouraged*
*Dadbod optional but encouraged*
April 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Whenever it gets above 12 degrees C in the UK, we do this:
*Dadbod optional but encouraged*
*Dadbod optional but encouraged*
Crazy to me that they just went ahead and called an animal ‘sperm whale’ and we were all just cool with it.
April 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Crazy to me that they just went ahead and called an animal ‘sperm whale’ and we were all just cool with it.
Asking the Deliveroo driver if I can add him to ‘Find my Phone’.
March 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Asking the Deliveroo driver if I can add him to ‘Find my Phone’.
Paint me like one of your 90s funfair rides.
March 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Paint me like one of your 90s funfair rides.
Reposted by Alex Farnham
Had such a lovely time at the ‘we’re not at GDC,’ games writers catch up. Thank you @englishscribe.bsky.social for organising.
I’m terrible at taking photos of these things, but I did get a lovely one with my good friend @farnspam.bsky.social!
I’m terrible at taking photos of these things, but I did get a lovely one with my good friend @farnspam.bsky.social!
March 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Had such a lovely time at the ‘we’re not at GDC,’ games writers catch up. Thank you @englishscribe.bsky.social for organising.
I’m terrible at taking photos of these things, but I did get a lovely one with my good friend @farnspam.bsky.social!
I’m terrible at taking photos of these things, but I did get a lovely one with my good friend @farnspam.bsky.social!
You telling me a game developed this conference?!
March 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You telling me a game developed this conference?!