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farmerjohns.bsky.social
Farmer John
@farmerjohns.bsky.social
Welcome to my page! I’m a novice animal farmer in Ohio, learning the trade but happily sharing the joy of my crew.

I have 5 goats and 4 alpacas.
https://www.instagram.com/farmerjohnoh?igsh=NHU2ZDUwNW5kd3h6&utm_source=qr
The squirrels were not impressed. #FarmCat #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
June 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Worlds collide… #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
June 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Farm cat on watch. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
June 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This 250 lb goat is the father of my Scipio and Frida.

That’s a 1,000+ lb Highlander. 👀
#Goats #FarmerJohn
May 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Tposted behind my pastures so the goats could clear it.

They were pretty excited. #Goats #FarmerJohn
May 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I have both the slowest and the cutest lawn service in the neighborhood. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Cutting the back grass. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I appreciate a lawn service that trims the hedges without being asked. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Most kids are excited for the pool, but there’s always one…
#Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Supervising the lawn-care team. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Sunday law service. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Alpacas are funny creatures. #FarmerJohn
May 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Happy Sunday from a portion of my Krusty Krew.

Nothing like the birds in spring. #FarmerJohn
May 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Springtime is in the air. #Goats #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
April 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Lawn service is here. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
April 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Nothing more Ohio than duck races. #FarmerJohn
April 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Binny created this, “I’m sorry, what?” GIF for you. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
April 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM