Farmer John
@farmerjohns.bsky.social
Welcome to my page! I’m a novice animal farmer in Ohio, learning the trade but happily sharing the joy of my crew.
I have 5 goats and 4 alpacas.
https://www.instagram.com/farmerjohnoh?igsh=NHU2ZDUwNW5kd3h6&utm_source=qr
I have 5 goats and 4 alpacas.
https://www.instagram.com/farmerjohnoh?igsh=NHU2ZDUwNW5kd3h6&utm_source=qr
Apparently I overestimated canine literacy. 😂🤷🏻♂️
July 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Apparently I overestimated canine literacy. 😂🤷🏻♂️
I know the feeling. I had to take drastic action.
July 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I know the feeling. I had to take drastic action.
June 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Boss: You haven’t accomplished much today.
Me: 👇
Me: 👇
June 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Boss: You haven’t accomplished much today.
Me: 👇
Me: 👇
Farm cat on watch. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
June 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Farm cat on watch. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
This 250 lb goat is the father of my Scipio and Frida.
That’s a 1,000+ lb Highlander. 👀
#Goats #FarmerJohn
That’s a 1,000+ lb Highlander. 👀
#Goats #FarmerJohn
May 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This 250 lb goat is the father of my Scipio and Frida.
That’s a 1,000+ lb Highlander. 👀
#Goats #FarmerJohn
That’s a 1,000+ lb Highlander. 👀
#Goats #FarmerJohn
Tposted behind my pastures so the goats could clear it.
They were pretty excited. #Goats #FarmerJohn
They were pretty excited. #Goats #FarmerJohn
May 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Tposted behind my pastures so the goats could clear it.
They were pretty excited. #Goats #FarmerJohn
They were pretty excited. #Goats #FarmerJohn
My girl Blossom (right) at the breeder’s meeting her new boyfriend, Pokerface.
Is he smiling? 😍
#Alpacas #FarmerJohn
Is he smiling? 😍
#Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My girl Blossom (right) at the breeder’s meeting her new boyfriend, Pokerface.
Is he smiling? 😍
#Alpacas #FarmerJohn
Is he smiling? 😍
#Alpacas #FarmerJohn
I have both the slowest and the cutest lawn service in the neighborhood. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I have both the slowest and the cutest lawn service in the neighborhood. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
A very belated (May 8th) happy first birthday to this little angel.
Didn’t have her paperwork so I missed it. I got Bailey last year after Binny’s momma passed to keep Binny company.
They’ve been besties from the start. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
Didn’t have her paperwork so I missed it. I got Bailey last year after Binny’s momma passed to keep Binny company.
They’ve been besties from the start. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A very belated (May 8th) happy first birthday to this little angel.
Didn’t have her paperwork so I missed it. I got Bailey last year after Binny’s momma passed to keep Binny company.
They’ve been besties from the start. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
Didn’t have her paperwork so I missed it. I got Bailey last year after Binny’s momma passed to keep Binny company.
They’ve been besties from the start. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
Cutting the back grass. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cutting the back grass. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
Happy 1st birthday to Binny! #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Happy 1st birthday to Binny! #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
I appreciate a lawn service that trims the hedges without being asked. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I appreciate a lawn service that trims the hedges without being asked. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Monday morning view. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Monday morning view. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
Supervising the lawn-care team. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Supervising the lawn-care team. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
Sunday law service. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Sunday law service. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
Alpacas are funny creatures. #FarmerJohn
May 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Alpacas are funny creatures. #FarmerJohn
May 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
April 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Lawn service is here. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
April 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Lawn service is here. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
Nothing more Ohio than duck races. #FarmerJohn
April 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Nothing more Ohio than duck races. #FarmerJohn
Binny created this, “I’m sorry, what?” GIF for you. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
April 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Binny created this, “I’m sorry, what?” GIF for you. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
Blossom enjoying the ride home from shearing. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn
April 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Blossom enjoying the ride home from shearing. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn