Farmdaddy
@farmdaddy1.bsky.social
huge fan of honesty and respect for same. born with wink in the year of nike. begetter of three z’s. devout believer in tahbishah.
this picture caused/will cause in the next three days about twenty separate meetings among five different companies, and probably save many a life and limb in the future.
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
this picture caused/will cause in the next three days about twenty separate meetings among five different companies, and probably save many a life and limb in the future.
feels like butterscotch too
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
feels like butterscotch too
aw fuck, here we go
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
aw fuck, here we go
i don’t mean to brag, but my wife of 32 years kisses me on the mouth
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
i don’t mean to brag, but my wife of 32 years kisses me on the mouth
i am requesting at this time that no one follow or unfollow me for as long as they can control themselves
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i am requesting at this time that no one follow or unfollow me for as long as they can control themselves
unrelated: department of education goes back to “fetal position under your desk” drills
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
unrelated: department of education goes back to “fetal position under your desk” drills
this is $58 worth of chicken now
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
this is $58 worth of chicken now
trixie’s guarding the tomatoes, we’re gonna be ok
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
trixie’s guarding the tomatoes, we’re gonna be ok
this nfl scoring summary is inspiring my next “dear playboy” letter
September 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
this nfl scoring summary is inspiring my next “dear playboy” letter
pretty sure i could live off of canned chili for three-maybe-three and a half years
September 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
pretty sure i could live off of canned chili for three-maybe-three and a half years
it was a good summer
September 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
it was a good summer
this is how we’re visiting family or i’m not going
September 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
this is how we’re visiting family or i’m not going
just need me some newt scrotum for the rest of this spell
September 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
just need me some newt scrotum for the rest of this spell
finally hitting my steampunk era
August 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
finally hitting my steampunk era
the guy they got to play me in the movie
August 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
the guy they got to play me in the movie
test setup complete, not sure of hurricane resistance tho so i have an air mattress in case
July 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
test setup complete, not sure of hurricane resistance tho so i have an air mattress in case
when your trying to talk to me, but also i have pie
July 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
when your trying to talk to me, but also i have pie
The Spokesman did him right.
say ‘hi’ to Betty White for me, Oz.
say ‘hi’ to Betty White for me, Oz.
July 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Spokesman did him right.
say ‘hi’ to Betty White for me, Oz.
say ‘hi’ to Betty White for me, Oz.
holy shit, you can see them too?
July 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
holy shit, you can see them too?
i’ve been using the phrase “don’t trifle with me” incorrectly my whole life
July 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i’ve been using the phrase “don’t trifle with me” incorrectly my whole life
i mean, this hair does speak “handsome misunderstood gringo” though
July 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i mean, this hair does speak “handsome misunderstood gringo” though
tfw i say, that’s a lot of cake, baby
June 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
tfw i say, that’s a lot of cake, baby