Farmdaddy
@farmdaddy1.bsky.social
huge fan of honesty and respect for same. born with wink in the year of nike. begetter of three z’s. devout believer in tahbishah.
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if i wanna workout in leg warmers and reeboks that’s my business
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if i wanna workout in leg warmers and reeboks that’s my business
i’m failing to see the difference between him and charles manson tbqh
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i’m failing to see the difference between him and charles manson tbqh
blue: we need to protect the right of choice, value and protect the lives of women
red: fuck them bitches
red: fuck them bitches
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
blue: we need to protect the right of choice, value and protect the lives of women
red: fuck them bitches
red: fuck them bitches
blue:
red: Gulf of AMERICA, fuckin say it
red: Gulf of AMERICA, fuckin say it
December 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
blue:
red: Gulf of AMERICA, fuckin say it
red: Gulf of AMERICA, fuckin say it
blue: due process
red: you see that fuckin boat, private?
red: you see that fuckin boat, private?
December 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
blue: due process
red: you see that fuckin boat, private?
red: you see that fuckin boat, private?
blue: gerrymandering is not equal representation
red: gerrymander the shit out of every state we can
red: gerrymander the shit out of every state we can
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
blue: gerrymandering is not equal representation
red: gerrymander the shit out of every state we can
red: gerrymander the shit out of every state we can
blue: you are free to believe in and espouse any god or fairytale you wish
red: there’s only one true savior and his name is jesus fucking christ (nee jesus h)
red: there’s only one true savior and his name is jesus fucking christ (nee jesus h)
December 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
blue: you are free to believe in and espouse any god or fairytale you wish
red: there’s only one true savior and his name is jesus fucking christ (nee jesus h)
red: there’s only one true savior and his name is jesus fucking christ (nee jesus h)
blue: equal rights
red: we should put an extra tax on feminine hygiene products
red: we should put an extra tax on feminine hygiene products
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
blue: equal rights
red: we should put an extra tax on feminine hygiene products
red: we should put an extra tax on feminine hygiene products
there’s two camps.
blue: you need a hand friend?
red: eat shit and toughen up loser where you from anyways?
blue: you need a hand friend?
red: eat shit and toughen up loser where you from anyways?
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
there’s two camps.
blue: you need a hand friend?
red: eat shit and toughen up loser where you from anyways?
blue: you need a hand friend?
red: eat shit and toughen up loser where you from anyways?
don’t be an ass at your company xmas party, save that for your wife’s company xmas party
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
don’t be an ass at your company xmas party, save that for your wife’s company xmas party
shrimp with lobster sauce hits different when you’re 11yo
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
shrimp with lobster sauce hits different when you’re 11yo
so the wind keeps knocking out power and we know we could just bury the lines, but then what would all the emergency electricians do?
December 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
so the wind keeps knocking out power and we know we could just bury the lines, but then what would all the emergency electricians do?
when you find a boss who thinks like you (actually knows wtf they’re doing) you follow, no fucking shame in that. i mean, unless you’re a complete fkn tool, in that case you might be in a cult
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
when you find a boss who thinks like you (actually knows wtf they’re doing) you follow, no fucking shame in that. i mean, unless you’re a complete fkn tool, in that case you might be in a cult
if you weren’t peeking over the fence, then how would you know if i took a leak in the corner of my backyard?
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
if you weren’t peeking over the fence, then how would you know if i took a leak in the corner of my backyard?
per the Boo, it’s perfectly fine to just let people be wrong about you
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
per the Boo, it’s perfectly fine to just let people be wrong about you
‘member when we all used to play sports together and get mad at each other?
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
‘member when we all used to play sports together and get mad at each other?
don’t hear much about people shitting their car, but pretty sure it happens more than you think
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
don’t hear much about people shitting their car, but pretty sure it happens more than you think
that Santa bit had me going for longer than i’d care to admit
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
that Santa bit had me going for longer than i’d care to admit
not a fan of fake anything
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
not a fan of fake anything
yeah, but when?…when is the right moment to jump into the spotlight? on three, or one two three, then go? who’s sanity is the most just?
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
yeah, but when?…when is the right moment to jump into the spotlight? on three, or one two three, then go? who’s sanity is the most just?
what made you think i would take the time to actually send you coal?
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
what made you think i would take the time to actually send you coal?
i hate keeping secrets—buying xmas presents early just prolongs the anxiety. women seem to be immune to this. my wife probably bought me the coolest thing this past fkn July
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i hate keeping secrets—buying xmas presents early just prolongs the anxiety. women seem to be immune to this. my wife probably bought me the coolest thing this past fkn July
i’d let my battery die talking to you
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i’d let my battery die talking to you
you can’t make another person be responsible for your happiness. if that’s you, stop it. if that’s happening to you, stop it.
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
you can’t make another person be responsible for your happiness. if that’s you, stop it. if that’s happening to you, stop it.