i wanna work at tubi so bad i bet they let u smoke cigs in the office

sometimes 6 pillows isn’t enough. Rosa still steals my spot on the couch if I get up for more than .2 seconds, and she looks super smug about it.

terminal popperbrain, sorry king

Well it’s working! I’m about to have to go and sit on 14” of horse-shaped silicone about this

I wish I had more to add to your posts than ”you got me throbbing,” and yet,,,

dad fixing the cratering top economy 🥹

>implying there is a genetic component to religion

lmao I’ve never been able to put it this succinctly

Vaxxed?

waiter! waiter!! more enlightened dictatorship of reason please!

First as tragedy, then farce. More like night of long fries with these morons.

I’m literally going to throw up 🤮

how has seemingly nobody found who/where they are and called the POLICE?!?

what the FUCK?!? Has someone tried calling the police?!? Basil I’m so sorry. I love your art and share it with my partner (and always credit you!) and it makes his day so much better. I’m sorry that these fucking freaks are being such antagonists to you.

not what I mean when I say I love delusional queens :(

that’s cool! Will he stop being transmisogynistic