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idk man

they/them

the @transartists.bsky.social person
"Why not ask chatgpt?"

If I wanted to be told wrong information while dumping tons of co2 into the atmosphere, I would just join the US military
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Dog, those characters are 35. That is mid-life man yaoi At Best.

Call me when they qualify for a senior discount, then we can start giving the prestigious title of old man yaoi away
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My plan of saying dumb off-the-cuff shit to alienate myself from my friends hasn't worked. They all just think I'm the funny one now and are happy when I'm around.
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My hair is really long, thick, and curly, which means I'm not allowed to wear hats because it looks like if I ever take them off, the hair will come with it.

I'm also not allowed to have the hood of a hoodie up, because it makes all the other midwest emo twinks jealous of how fuckable I am.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Someone much smarter than me could probably write an entire doctoral dissertation on the ways (and effects of) Wizards of the Coast's business strategy ensuring their players believe WotC is the first to ever do something, is the best to do something, & no other games exist except the ones they make
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
You can tell a lot about a person by the things they think they can tell a lot about a person by.

For instance:
If someone thinks they can tell a lot about a person by the things that person says that they can tell a lot about people by, then that someone probably thinks that person can tell a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Have you guys heard of this new thing? It's called two girls kissing and-

Wait hold on.

This large rat just came up to me
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This truck stop still does glory holes the old fashioned way!

Click here for more info:
Https://www.goggle
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
People using genAI to "talk" to dead people makes me sick. Back in my day we got a ouija board and wrote what the person's ghost said, 1 letter at a time
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Some of y'all will call yourselves monsterfuckers, then only lust after regular ass people with horns or fangs. Smdh if you saw the monsters I want to fuck, you would hurl
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The fact that my first cartoon crush was Yami Yugi really just confirms that I've been a weirdo punk since day 1 huh
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I understand that 90% of my constituents hate the puppy kicking bill I'm voting in favor of, but you have to understand that the other 10% have money and I really want to kick a puppy
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Shit, they made a new video game?
I thought we stopped doing that after Spawn: Armageddon
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Saw a permissions page for who can use a person's work that just said, "Use however you want but I will sue anyone that asks."
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Batman's a weak little shit. I think if Bane broke my back like that it would fix me.

Might even moan a little
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
As a kid you learn that Frankenstein is the doctor.

But as an adult you learn the reason people keep their anime figurines in a glass case is because dusting them is a bitch and a half.
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Remember: We are Mariners fans not because it is easy, but because it is fun to talk shit on other teams
October 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They should sell this site to me.

First offer: 5 united states dallors and a fresh bag of cornchips
October 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
One thing I like about the Sonic franchise is that money is nonexistent — except for Vector who has to pay rent and lies on his tax forms
October 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Say what you will about america, but we are correct about big drink and burger
October 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
One neat thing about yugioh is that exodia existing gives the game a good baseline test for bullshit.

Could this card/system make getting exodia for game a viable strategy? Then it's bullshit
October 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
There's quite a bit to enjoy about tumblr, but it is home to some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive, that will fall for the stupidest shit if it means they get to put more people in the "people i can openly mock, disregard, and feel superior than" box
September 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Girl help, they're taking a nuanced issue in the trans community, splitting it into a binary choice, and then arguing about which choice is the good one and which is the bad one
September 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Y'all gotta stop calling things you don't like degenerate. Makes you sound like a nazi.
August 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM