I figured out how to get Darius Garland to the Wolves.
Cavs get D White, filler, under 2nd apron.
Celts get Cam Johnson, two 1sts, reduced tax bill.
Nets get Randle, Dilly, pick 17.
Wolves get point guard of the future in Garland.

When Jaden got the and one in the last minute I screamed so hard that the world started going dark and my legs gave out and I fell back into my chair. I… basically fainted.
Wolves Back?

Anytime you can get matching tattoos with your friend of 35 years and then go watch the Wolves beat the Lakers in the playoffs, you gotta do it.

Thank you to Beloved Studios for the fresh Timberwolves ink. I promise to add a tattoo for every round the Wolves advance.

Somehow I didn’t realize until tonight that I own four Randy Foye bobble heads.
Pretty wild Saturday night out here in Chaska.
#RealSicko

Hey! I’ve been making music and it’s now on Spotify and Apple Music. Surreal and fun. Check it out.

Last night, MY Rookie of the Year put us all in handcuffs and checked us into Clark County Jail. Thank you
Jaylen Clark and the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Me and my new best friend.

I’m just happy for my close, personal friend Saquon Barkley.

I think I solved the Butler/Fox situation. First round picks going back to the Kings from both the Heat and Warriors.

Two words: Naz Reid.
Three more: thank you Timberwolves.

Oh, hey. Look who's better than Kobe.