Kevin Myers
@fansanity.bsky.social
Practicing that Timberwolves lifestyle. Awooo!
The championships are impressive, but the Lynx going from the principled action of Maya Moore to that of Napheesa Collier is unmatched in its greatness.
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The championships are impressive, but the Lynx going from the principled action of Maya Moore to that of Napheesa Collier is unmatched in its greatness.
The Timberwolves drawing the Thunder in their In-Season Tournament group is such crappy luck. They're literally the only intimidating team in the West. Hopefully they at least get to play them at home.
July 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Timberwolves drawing the Thunder in their In-Season Tournament group is such crappy luck. They're literally the only intimidating team in the West. Hopefully they at least get to play them at home.
The only guy I actively don't want the Timberwolves to draft is Johni Broome. He's Temu Taj Gibson.
June 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The only guy I actively don't want the Timberwolves to draft is Johni Broome. He's Temu Taj Gibson.
I figured out how to get Darius Garland to the Wolves.
Cavs get D White, filler, under 2nd apron.
Celts get Cam Johnson, two 1sts, reduced tax bill.
Nets get Randle, Dilly, pick 17.
Wolves get point guard of the future in Garland.
Cavs get D White, filler, under 2nd apron.
Celts get Cam Johnson, two 1sts, reduced tax bill.
Nets get Randle, Dilly, pick 17.
Wolves get point guard of the future in Garland.
June 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I figured out how to get Darius Garland to the Wolves.
Cavs get D White, filler, under 2nd apron.
Celts get Cam Johnson, two 1sts, reduced tax bill.
Nets get Randle, Dilly, pick 17.
Wolves get point guard of the future in Garland.
Cavs get D White, filler, under 2nd apron.
Celts get Cam Johnson, two 1sts, reduced tax bill.
Nets get Randle, Dilly, pick 17.
Wolves get point guard of the future in Garland.
I’m approaching tonight’s game like I did game 6 against Denver last year. I’ve enjoyed the ride. I realize this might be the end. If so, though, I’m going to witness it with YOLO/anything can happen energy and either enjoy the last drops of a top 3 Wolves season or exalt in them defying death.
May 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’m approaching tonight’s game like I did game 6 against Denver last year. I’ve enjoyed the ride. I realize this might be the end. If so, though, I’m going to witness it with YOLO/anything can happen energy and either enjoy the last drops of a top 3 Wolves season or exalt in them defying death.
Homer take, but I think the Wolves win Game 5. Time and time again, this team is best when their backs are against the wall.
May 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Homer take, but I think the Wolves win Game 5. Time and time again, this team is best when their backs are against the wall.
I just attended a Memorial Day service where a seventh grader gave a speech criticizing the Trump administration’s attempts to defund veterans services and I’m here to report that there are still heroes who walk among us.
May 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I just attended a Memorial Day service where a seventh grader gave a speech criticizing the Trump administration’s attempts to defund veterans services and I’m here to report that there are still heroes who walk among us.
I’d like to immediately nominate that win to the Timberwolves Game Hall of Fame.
May 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’d like to immediately nominate that win to the Timberwolves Game Hall of Fame.
It used to be that every village had an idiot. Now the whole village is filled with idiots.
May 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It used to be that every village had an idiot. Now the whole village is filled with idiots.
Hey, I made a rap album (with the help of some new-fangled tech.) One of the songs is about the Timberwolves, aka the "Weirdest Team Ever" and my unquenchable love for them despite their historical foibles. Enjoy. open.spotify.com/track/4l1CJv...
Weirdest Team Ever
Slim Poppa · Better Than Nothing · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
May 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hey, I made a rap album (with the help of some new-fangled tech.) One of the songs is about the Timberwolves, aka the "Weirdest Team Ever" and my unquenchable love for them despite their historical foibles. Enjoy. open.spotify.com/track/4l1CJv...
Montell Jordan on This Is How We Do It says "I never come wack on an old school track" - in this case, Slick Rick's Children's Story, which he sampled for his song. That "old school track" came out less than 6 years earlier. Sounds weird, but in 1995, 1989 actually did feel old school in hip hop.
May 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Montell Jordan on This Is How We Do It says "I never come wack on an old school track" - in this case, Slick Rick's Children's Story, which he sampled for his song. That "old school track" came out less than 6 years earlier. Sounds weird, but in 1995, 1989 actually did feel old school in hip hop.
The Wolves do not handle prosperity well.
May 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Wolves do not handle prosperity well.
If you knock Anthony Edwards out of the playoffs, you're guaranteed to get bounced by him the next year.
May 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If you knock Anthony Edwards out of the playoffs, you're guaranteed to get bounced by him the next year.
Undeniable narrative from that game is that Rudy Gobert knocked LeBron and Luka out of the playoffs.
May 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Undeniable narrative from that game is that Rudy Gobert knocked LeBron and Luka out of the playoffs.
When Jaden got the and one in the last minute I screamed so hard that the world started going dark and my legs gave out and I fell back into my chair. I… basically fainted.
Wolves Back?
Wolves Back?
April 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When Jaden got the and one in the last minute I screamed so hard that the world started going dark and my legs gave out and I fell back into my chair. I… basically fainted.
Wolves Back?
Wolves Back?
Anytime you can get matching tattoos with your friend of 35 years and then go watch the Wolves beat the Lakers in the playoffs, you gotta do it.
April 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Anytime you can get matching tattoos with your friend of 35 years and then go watch the Wolves beat the Lakers in the playoffs, you gotta do it.
Thank you to Beloved Studios for the fresh Timberwolves ink. I promise to add a tattoo for every round the Wolves advance.
April 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Thank you to Beloved Studios for the fresh Timberwolves ink. I promise to add a tattoo for every round the Wolves advance.
Somehow I didn’t realize until tonight that I own four Randy Foye bobble heads.
Pretty wild Saturday night out here in Chaska.
#RealSicko
Pretty wild Saturday night out here in Chaska.
#RealSicko
April 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Somehow I didn’t realize until tonight that I own four Randy Foye bobble heads.
Pretty wild Saturday night out here in Chaska.
#RealSicko
Pretty wild Saturday night out here in Chaska.
#RealSicko
Is Draymond washed? 3 plays at end of 4th/OT that hurt his team.
April 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Is Draymond washed? 3 plays at end of 4th/OT that hurt his team.
LeBron question: Has a player in his 40s ever won a playoff series as a team’s second best player?
April 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
LeBron question: Has a player in his 40s ever won a playoff series as a team’s second best player?
I want Ant to dunk on Michael Potter so we can call him “The Boy Who Lived.”
April 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I want Ant to dunk on Michael Potter so we can call him “The Boy Who Lived.”
Fun fact: Rudy Gobert’s career high for points in a game (35) is higher than Draymond Green’s (31.)
So, you could say Rudy is a better defender AND scorer than Draymond.
So, you could say Rudy is a better defender AND scorer than Draymond.
April 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Fun fact: Rudy Gobert’s career high for points in a game (35) is higher than Draymond Green’s (31.)
So, you could say Rudy is a better defender AND scorer than Draymond.
So, you could say Rudy is a better defender AND scorer than Draymond.
Hey! I’ve been making music and it’s now on Spotify and Apple Music. Surreal and fun. Check it out.
April 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Hey! I’ve been making music and it’s now on Spotify and Apple Music. Surreal and fun. Check it out.