That's how 5e is by design. Most of the DM tools have been suggestions, and pretty much "you figure out how to make it work", leading to an utterly broken encounter balance system.

Lots of stuff to say about how as we became increasingly divorced from agriculture as a society we found ourselves needing an alternate reason to celebrate Thanksgiving than "having food", lmao

Wish there was a way to get you some 😔

Not yet, but soon!

In my defense I eat like 2-3 at a clip, they're 210 kcal each

This is amazing, ain't no way soulless AI could even scratch close to banter like this. 😂

Horse girl go brrrrrrr