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Ellie the Glizzy Gulper 🪓🍺
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Dwarven Brewer & Canid Enthusiast
He/Him
#homebrewing #ttrpg #streaming
Community Tag: #Brewmates
Art Tag: #art&fable
NSFW Tag: #NSFWart&fable
18+, Minors DNI
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Links: dwarvenellie.carrd.co
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Not yet, but soon!
A screenshot of a fermentation tracking app, showing the specific gravity falling, while the alcohol by volume rising.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Friend: "You listen to ASMR, isn't that lewd?"
Me: "Nah there's some really wholesome stuff, just to help in relaxing"
Youtube recommends:
Super Creek themed ASMR, with the title card that says "Be the Father of my Goo Goo Babies"
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Got the fiber covered 😤
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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First 3 words will define your 2026

VODKA
BOOBS
MONEY

LETS FUCKING GO 😤
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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But like, am I wrong?
Screenshot of a conversation with a GM, where he says "it'll be interesting to see how your characters choose to work with each other" and I say "Cop + criminal = sloppy make out sesh"
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Guess I'll brew beer tomorrow
ellie emote, lying down in defeat
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Up late trying to figure out how to increase brewhouse efficiency for my all in one. Why? because normal companies build their malt basket with stainless steel mesh (see pic 1) while the one I got uses solid stainless steel and whatever this weird design is (pic 2). Pray for my sanity.
a picture of a stainless steel mesh grain basket A picture of the inside of a solid stainless steel basket, with a dimple like bottom
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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He's a 10, but is short and yells "I'm crankin my hawg" every time he has to recharge his crank gun"
a meme for Warhammer: Vermintide II, where 57 year old Sienna notes 252 year old Kerillian is much older than her and doesn't know what they would talk about as opposed to 86 year old Bardin, 52 year old Saltzpyre, and 37 year old Kruber are joking about Cranking Hogs
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I bought grains for beer #2
Part of a receipt for grains for a beer titled "Oz SMASH", which has 5 lbs of Simpsons Golden Promise malt and 1 oz of Galaxy hops
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I had originally intended to use the immersion chilling coil system, but the connection between the keezer and the coil hose was leaking, so the solution was to just put the fermenter inside the keezer and increase the temperature.
A SS Brew tech stainless steel fermenter, all set up ready to ferment a chilled beer The stainless steel fermenter without the cooling equipment, now sitting in the bottom of the keezer
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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More pictures, draining the grains, boiling, then chilling with the immersion chiller.
The Anvil foundry all-in-one brewing system with the grainn basket lifted to drain the grains and prepare for boiling The anvil foundry all-in-one brewing system beginning to boil The Anvil foundry all-in-one brewing system, with the immersion chiller coil inside the boiling wort, beginning the chilling phase
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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And away we brew!
A picture of an anvil foundry all in one brewing system with the mash basket full of grain A picture of the Anvil foundry all-in-one brewing system, with the lid on and recirculation hose attached A peek inside the Anvil foundry all in one brewing system with the recirculation hose recirculating the hot wort of the mash
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I was wondering why it was taking so long to heat up, and then realized I had the lid in my hand 🥴
A picture of an anvil foundry all-in-one brewing system
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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I quit playing gacha games, but lately algorithms have been like this:
Family Guy scene where Lois goes "Peter, the horse is here" but instead of the horse from the scene, it's Goldship from Uma Musume
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Post work nap incoming
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Making mead be like
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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These people have no convictions besides enriching themselves.
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I did not choose the Dwarf life, it chose me😤
A reimagining of the "guess I'll die" meme with an armored dwarf and the text "guess it's grudge"
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Choices were made today 😤 (it was good)
A picture of a double cheeseburger sandwich between two McChickens.
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Bedtime, but the starter is finally starting, so it looks like we're brewing beer tomorrow 🤘
A flask of yeast starter, showing foam start to appear in the center
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Introspection and mead making at 1am 🧐
A picture of a gallon of mead to be, in a glass fermenter with an airlock on top.
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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I had almost forgotten that I was also making a cider. Came out boozy and dry, and is going to take about a week to carbonate. 🥴
A picture of a fermenter full of cider and a bottles ready to be filled A screenshot of an alcohol meter, depicting a reading of 6.8% ABV
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Bringing this format back before the joke gets old.
The distracted boyfriend meme, where Bill Clinton is the boyfriend, Hillary is the girlfriend, and Trump is the other woman.
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Me at 2am😳
The two button indecision meme, with one option being to buy brew gear, the other to buy armor.
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Lmao, it was this one but I always welcome that one as well
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM