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Unidash 🦄
@fanfaronade.bsky.social
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No ma’am I am not stepping OVER your dog’s leash going down STAIRS?? Control your animal 🤨🤨🤨🤨
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
and she just… hugged the wall even tighter and stopped dead and looked at me and I was like “can I get by please” and she was like “just step over the leash”
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I don’t get it bc they pay big bucks to fly tinkerbelle, how much does the dragon cost
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Like it’s basically shooting yourself in the foot anyway when people go to an event that feels sprawling but empty, but it’s fucking insane.
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Also day 5 on new meds and it’s like night and day lol was an iron deficiency killing me.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You don’t deserve it at all!!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
it was so much like come on man when do I get to REST
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM