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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
The all-inclusive experience is fine but it has absolutely nothing on cruises. The food and the service on a cruise is astronomically better for basically the same price tbh.
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The all-inclusive experience is fine but it has absolutely nothing on cruises. The food and the service on a cruise is astronomically better for basically the same price tbh.
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Colleen Jones was a Canadian icon and trailblazer for women in sports — a two-time world champion, six-time Canadian champion, and an esteemed reporter with CBC for nearly four decades.
My thoughts are with her family, her community in Nova Scotia, and her fans across Canada.
My thoughts are with her family, her community in Nova Scotia, and her fans across Canada.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Colleen Jones was a Canadian icon and trailblazer for women in sports — a two-time world champion, six-time Canadian champion, and an esteemed reporter with CBC for nearly four decades.
My thoughts are with her family, her community in Nova Scotia, and her fans across Canada.
My thoughts are with her family, her community in Nova Scotia, and her fans across Canada.
Some woman on the TTC had two dogs on super long leashes and was letting one walk against the wall on one side of the stairs while she was on the other, like, taking up the ENTIRE width of the stairwell, and I went to go around her bc she’s obvs not going to control the dog
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Some woman on the TTC had two dogs on super long leashes and was letting one walk against the wall on one side of the stairs while she was on the other, like, taking up the ENTIRE width of the stairwell, and I went to go around her bc she’s obvs not going to control the dog
Unfortunately I also share this character trait.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Unfortunately I also share this character trait.
Suppliers are so funny, they're like "btw here's zero notice for a BF sale, tell your clients!"
buddy by time we set this up and advertise this, it'll be over, can you be serious
buddy by time we set this up and advertise this, it'll be over, can you be serious
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Suppliers are so funny, they're like "btw here's zero notice for a BF sale, tell your clients!"
buddy by time we set this up and advertise this, it'll be over, can you be serious
buddy by time we set this up and advertise this, it'll be over, can you be serious
But also ngl the Big Dino thing in Defunctland was actually so insane, I immediately rewound to rewatch that bit because seeing people react in fear to it was visceral. Wdym Disney made a fucking Horizon Zero Dawn machine in the early 00s. What the fuck!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
But also ngl the Big Dino thing in Defunctland was actually so insane, I immediately rewound to rewatch that bit because seeing people react in fear to it was visceral. Wdym Disney made a fucking Horizon Zero Dawn machine in the early 00s. What the fuck!!!
All of Disney’s handwringing about a “perfect Mickey Mouse voice” in the newest Defunctland is so funny because like… wdym you can’t find at least a couple people in the world who could do an excellent MM and would take the job.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
All of Disney’s handwringing about a “perfect Mickey Mouse voice” in the newest Defunctland is so funny because like… wdym you can’t find at least a couple people in the world who could do an excellent MM and would take the job.
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New defunctland goes hard
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
New defunctland goes hard
Things heard distantly from 60 feet across the studio:
"If I don't pull that new Super Creek, I'm going to KILL MYSELF."
"If I don't pull that new Super Creek, I'm going to KILL MYSELF."
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Things heard distantly from 60 feet across the studio:
"If I don't pull that new Super Creek, I'm going to KILL MYSELF."
"If I don't pull that new Super Creek, I'm going to KILL MYSELF."
I love Cashmerette but I'm also intensely curious as to why a pattern for a basic woven tank top with some basic side darts is the same price as a pattern for a fully fitted dress with collar, sleeves, buttons and skirt. Like, surely one was a ton less work to develop, prototype and document...?
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I love Cashmerette but I'm also intensely curious as to why a pattern for a basic woven tank top with some basic side darts is the same price as a pattern for a fully fitted dress with collar, sleeves, buttons and skirt. Like, surely one was a ton less work to develop, prototype and document...?
He’s protecting her
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
He’s protecting her
Last night at like 12:30 I was like I’m tired and the couch is comfy, maybe I’ll just doze here for a minute. Then I woke up at 2am on the couch and was like. Well what did you think was gonna happen lol.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Last night at like 12:30 I was like I’m tired and the couch is comfy, maybe I’ll just doze here for a minute. Then I woke up at 2am on the couch and was like. Well what did you think was gonna happen lol.
Liking Versciel feels like being a Clerith shipper post-Rebirth where most of the fandom thinks it’s pointless because she belongs to another man.
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Liking Versciel feels like being a Clerith shipper post-Rebirth where most of the fandom thinks it’s pointless because she belongs to another man.
I figured it was only a matter of time before conventions started preying on the huge competition for artist tables and simply started selling tables to wayyyy more artists than they have attendees.
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I figured it was only a matter of time before conventions started preying on the huge competition for artist tables and simply started selling tables to wayyyy more artists than they have attendees.
I turned on some feature on my phone where the screen locks out if I’m holding it less than a foot from my face and it’s so funny how often it triggers. I’m sorry ok!! I’ll try not to irradiate my eyeballs!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I turned on some feature on my phone where the screen locks out if I’m holding it less than a foot from my face and it’s so funny how often it triggers. I’m sorry ok!! I’ll try not to irradiate my eyeballs!!
Initiating a new plan I am dubbing “I Have Got To Get Hotter” and the main principles are reducing chafing and not spending as much time on social media.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Initiating a new plan I am dubbing “I Have Got To Get Hotter” and the main principles are reducing chafing and not spending as much time on social media.
Bums me out to think I’ll probably never have a dog again. Between my work, money and the apartment being too small it’s just not viable.
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Bums me out to think I’ll probably never have a dog again. Between my work, money and the apartment being too small it’s just not viable.
Last night I dreamt that Donald Trump forced me and my team to go to a gala to celebrate his cosplay/costume/prop business, and we all met up in the bathroom to be like "WTF but we know what we have to do" and then a guy there revealed to us that Trump is immortal and that he was here to fix that.
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Last night I dreamt that Donald Trump forced me and my team to go to a gala to celebrate his cosplay/costume/prop business, and we all met up in the bathroom to be like "WTF but we know what we have to do" and then a guy there revealed to us that Trump is immortal and that he was here to fix that.
Moana but also basically anything Disney makes now
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Moana but also basically anything Disney makes now
if you look up my work's address and show up there unannounced with a gift and the intent of befriending me, you will never be my friend. you are weird. thank you goodbye.
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
if you look up my work's address and show up there unannounced with a gift and the intent of befriending me, you will never be my friend. you are weird. thank you goodbye.
If you vote for Ben Starr for his performance as Verso as a fuck-you to Neil Newbon’s Astarion winning over Ben Starr’s Clive, then I hope you are stalked by a Mime for all of your days.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you vote for Ben Starr for his performance as Verso as a fuck-you to Neil Newbon’s Astarion winning over Ben Starr’s Clive, then I hope you are stalked by a Mime for all of your days.
“it’s not a good wig unless i can see two tubes of UHU glue caked into it”
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“it’s not a good wig unless i can see two tubes of UHU glue caked into it”
Kiga and I are gonna set a standing monthly sewing date… hopefully keep each other on track better. It’s just so nice to sit and sew for a day, it makes me so happy to do it with company.
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Kiga and I are gonna set a standing monthly sewing date… hopefully keep each other on track better. It’s just so nice to sit and sew for a day, it makes me so happy to do it with company.
There is something very wrong with me and I can't tell if it's burnout or something physical so just. Throwing everything I can at the wall to fix it and seeing what sticks I guess.
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There is something very wrong with me and I can't tell if it's burnout or something physical so just. Throwing everything I can at the wall to fix it and seeing what sticks I guess.