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One of the best parts of the melt season is dicking around in the street opening up paths in melting snow for water to drain.
February 20, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I am liking the Pitt a lot for many reasons, but I also unfortunately think it is a show that thinks writing female characters must face ludicrously exaggerated consequences relative to the ones male characters face to prove “women can be bad too.” Hallmark handwringing post-MeToo writing.
February 20, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Latest riveting life update: thought to look up why my mouth burns after using the toothpaste i bought like three months ago, discover it’s probably an allergy to a specific ingredient, and sure enough it’s in there. Fascinating. I just thought it was extra minty. Why am I like this.
February 20, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Stopped taking my meds for a couple days for no good reason and now my cough is being insane so maybe they have been making a difference long term lol :(
February 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Liquid Glass is ugly, we all know, but like. I spend so much time at work filleting things and these numbers make me CRAZY
February 19, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I’ve never been so glad to be awake. What the FUCK was that night — nonstop weird mundane dreams about pulling an all nighter. I don’t feel rested AT ALL
February 18, 2026 at 12:38 PM
A patient on the Pitt has the same socks as me. #famous
February 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
When someone is like “oh I learned to 3d model for this project! I used a DL file as a base and heavily modified it” and what they did was… rescale it. Ok!!! Everyone starts somewhere but when it’s presented to the world that way it grossly understates how much work was actually mine.
a woman with glasses and a stethoscope around her neck looks at the camera
ALT: a woman with glasses and a stethoscope around her neck looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:39 AM
No hot water since Sat night… annoying
February 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Someone sprayed cologne in the hall and it’s so intense Emmy and I feel like we’re being fumigated in our own apartment.
February 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I vow to do my taxes as soon as they open up this year.
February 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Mold in our brand new sealed sour cream. Goodbye dinner.
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Back pain this morning so fucking bad that I'm choosing to take it as a physical manifestation of all the weight I'm mentally carrying rn.
February 12, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I love when I’m in an elevator and it’s full and it opens to a floor and some man stands in the doorway waiting for everyone to crunch in and then when no one does he just pushes and squeezes. It’s so great I love human sardines with strangers bc some dude doesn’t want to wait for the next one.
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Down 10lbs since Jan 1st, yeeeeeeee
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I am tired in my soullllll
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I understand moving from discord but seeing people start talking about changing platforms the same way people have gradually moved off Twitter is so......... tiring... we are doomed to endlessly shuffle from one thing to another...
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Remember how during COVID people kept making that joke that going in public is “like you’re in a video game where all the NPCs are always talking about the plague”? It feels like that again but it’s now like “what will the mad king and his evil viziers do next?”
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 AM
My parents love The Pitt and showed me an ep from S2 and now I’m watching it from the start and it’s like… made in a lab to cause them psychic damage. Unsurprising that they love it. (It’s also pretty damn good.)
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
It cracks me up when people are like “if you haven’t played E33 in French, you’re missing so much of the story”

It was written in English first. IT WAS WRITTEN IN ENGLISH FIRST. The English script is THE DEFAULT SCRIPT.
February 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Hereby going to refer to days where I have to 3D model but want to do anything but but find myself meandering around the shop cleaning/organizing as "Goldship" days.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Many are saying this.
February 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Posting this as a personal self-own: eating out in this city is ridiculous and unaffordable. This pastry and 8oz hot chocolate came to $18. NEVER again. Grow up, this is not worth it.
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I really really loved Mothcub's breakdown of "The Life of a Showgirl" as a person who often doesn't understand the nuances of what makes music bad or good, but also because it's really, tremendously funny.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I50o...
Taylor Swift's Worst Album
YouTube video by mothcub
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February 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
This “It Ends With Us” movie is kinda nuts, like. So glad this domestic abuser decided to end the cycle of violence and disrespect towards women because he had a daughter and was told “what if DV happened to her?” Bro what.
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM