Here's the classic original by @seamas.bsky.social should anybody fancy a read, which you always should

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I read this, and then immediately scrolled down to a photo of Catherine and all the ex-presidents, and thought "aw that's nice one of their daughters is in the pic" before realising it was Mary Mac

When I do library workshops I always notice the steady stream of elderly people walking up to reception with a handful of statements and utility bills

Yeah I was reading that this morning. Makes no sense, but also perfect sense for this fine little country of ours. Have a bit of money in the back pocket? Then the crime never happened!

Yeah it was madness. And he got out of the car and started having a go at her for getting in the way, even though he'd driven 50 metres up the wrong lane AND through a cycle lane. She was lucky to be ok, but scary stuff, and you see it happening daily as I'm sure you know!

No idea, I just knew it as a Blur song at the time! But they were all agreeing in the replies that yes, I am a Bugman. Even though I'm much more of a spider guy

You go hang around go round
I'll watch myself hang on
Look out for the Bugman

This is how my girlfriend got knocked off her bike while 7 months pregnant last year!

I love that line so much, tells you so much about the specific type of dickhead he is

Still though, what I lack for in structure and colleagues, I make up for in solo cinema trips. And I wouldn't be caught DEAD saying hello to several people every morning

Lol, you're so naive, see what ya wanna do is get your enemy right where you want them, and then let them go without getting anything in return

Hahahahaha what, would you not go with someone warm and cuddly to get the ball rolling

Yeah watching it the other night reenforced I should hold off a while before watching it with the kids

Yep, in the midst of his golden run

Please note: me getting the title wrong is no reflection on my love for this film