why my spoon doing this ?

haha normal sized soap but my hands are gigantic haha

never thought i liked italian food until now?! MAMA MIA
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you know how samsung makes fridges? & you know how they make folding phones? imagine if instead of one fold these fucks went full origami and you could make your phone into a little refrigerated cube you could use like a bowl or a cup for your cereal

the state of Tennessee was a perfect square before Kentucky's fat ass sat on it like the hydraulic press

bringing this bad boy with me to Chipotle and handing it to the guy behind the counter when he asks what kinda salsa i want

gunna miss my tan now that summers over & leagues is starting
until next year

wow 2 thousand on the dot incredible good job

part of the tw*tter sign up process involves buying a pair of these shorts

lady parked next to me on my morning frolic and i heard a nice CRRRRRRRRUNCH as she backed her Mercedes up onto the dirt

video screenshot wow

efficient osrs ironman fishing guide

prepping for the next leagues

imagine being hungry and looking at this lmao fucking idiot