didnt notice my instacart shopper gave me a hard bristle toothbrush by mistake and now my bathroom looks like a backdrop to a SAW movie
November 6, 2024 at 12:40 AM
didnt notice my instacart shopper gave me a hard bristle toothbrush by mistake and now my bathroom looks like a backdrop to a SAW movie
3 shots of nasal spray before walkin down the bread aisle changes a man
October 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
3 shots of nasal spray before walkin down the bread aisle changes a man
If you have two comforters on your bed you can pour a cup or so of water evenly on the top one before bed it’s like having a weighted blanket that slowly turns into a cloud overnight
October 28, 2024 at 2:47 PM
If you have two comforters on your bed you can pour a cup or so of water evenly on the top one before bed it’s like having a weighted blanket that slowly turns into a cloud overnight
why my spoon doing this ?
October 27, 2024 at 9:17 PM
why my spoon doing this ?
Sleep is for the weak I am infinite
Why must my only dreams happen when I’m awake?
Dreams seem so fun but every night, they escape me
But if I wake for a few days, the dreams start to bleed into reality. The clouds shift and move, the earth pulses, all is what it wants to be. The world at peace
Why must my only dreams happen when I’m awake?
Dreams seem so fun but every night, they escape me
But if I wake for a few days, the dreams start to bleed into reality. The clouds shift and move, the earth pulses, all is what it wants to be. The world at peace
October 26, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Sleep is for the weak I am infinite
Why must my only dreams happen when I’m awake?
Dreams seem so fun but every night, they escape me
But if I wake for a few days, the dreams start to bleed into reality. The clouds shift and move, the earth pulses, all is what it wants to be. The world at peace
Why must my only dreams happen when I’m awake?
Dreams seem so fun but every night, they escape me
But if I wake for a few days, the dreams start to bleed into reality. The clouds shift and move, the earth pulses, all is what it wants to be. The world at peace
haha normal sized soap but my hands are gigantic haha
October 26, 2024 at 2:45 PM
haha normal sized soap but my hands are gigantic haha
never thought i liked italian food until now?! MAMA MIA
🤏
🤏
October 25, 2024 at 1:42 PM
never thought i liked italian food until now?! MAMA MIA
🤏
🤏
you know how samsung makes fridges? & you know how they make folding phones? imagine if instead of one fold these fucks went full origami and you could make your phone into a little refrigerated cube you could use like a bowl or a cup for your cereal
October 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
you know how samsung makes fridges? & you know how they make folding phones? imagine if instead of one fold these fucks went full origami and you could make your phone into a little refrigerated cube you could use like a bowl or a cup for your cereal
the state of Tennessee was a perfect square before Kentucky's fat ass sat on it like the hydraulic press
October 24, 2024 at 10:36 PM
the state of Tennessee was a perfect square before Kentucky's fat ass sat on it like the hydraulic press
bringing this bad boy with me to Chipotle and handing it to the guy behind the counter when he asks what kinda salsa i want
October 24, 2024 at 10:33 PM
bringing this bad boy with me to Chipotle and handing it to the guy behind the counter when he asks what kinda salsa i want
TusCon is a science fiction convention that has been held annually in Tucson, Arizona since 1974, making it the oldest continuous science fiction convention in the state of Arizona. It is currently presented every November by the Baja Arizona Science Fiction Association, a 501 non-profit corporation
October 24, 2024 at 4:37 PM
TusCon is a science fiction convention that has been held annually in Tucson, Arizona since 1974, making it the oldest continuous science fiction convention in the state of Arizona. It is currently presented every November by the Baja Arizona Science Fiction Association, a 501 non-profit corporation
imagine bein a bird, effortlessly traversing land, air, and even sea, but still living in a constant state of panic because that also means more predators can attack you from more angles?
i never considered being attacked from below. im on the ground.
but a bird? gl
i never considered being attacked from below. im on the ground.
but a bird? gl
October 24, 2024 at 4:36 PM
imagine bein a bird, effortlessly traversing land, air, and even sea, but still living in a constant state of panic because that also means more predators can attack you from more angles?
i never considered being attacked from below. im on the ground.
but a bird? gl
i never considered being attacked from below. im on the ground.
but a bird? gl
absolutely fucking covered. i am a striaght fucking slut for the h2o. Oh my god its like cleaning your ears with a qtip that never breaks
I just drank so much water I can basically be a small farms irrigation system for the rest of summer
October 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
absolutely fucking covered. i am a striaght fucking slut for the h2o. Oh my god its like cleaning your ears with a qtip that never breaks
I just drank so much water I can basically be a small farms irrigation system for the rest of summer
October 24, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I just drank so much water I can basically be a small farms irrigation system for the rest of summer
im in the business of eating Rolo's
and business is good 😎
and business is good 😎
October 23, 2024 at 10:02 PM
im in the business of eating Rolo's
and business is good 😎
and business is good 😎
gunna miss my tan now that summers over & leagues is starting
until next year
until next year
October 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
gunna miss my tan now that summers over & leagues is starting
until next year
until next year
part of the tw*tter sign up process involves buying a pair of these shorts
October 23, 2024 at 6:58 PM
part of the tw*tter sign up process involves buying a pair of these shorts
lady parked next to me on my morning frolic and i heard a nice CRRRRRRRRUNCH as she backed her Mercedes up onto the dirt
October 23, 2024 at 3:16 PM
lady parked next to me on my morning frolic and i heard a nice CRRRRRRRRUNCH as she backed her Mercedes up onto the dirt
you ever think about how saying "screwed the pooch" is such a common saying but if you said "fucked the dog" people would look at you funny?
October 23, 2024 at 2:51 PM
you ever think about how saying "screwed the pooch" is such a common saying but if you said "fucked the dog" people would look at you funny?
efficient osrs ironman fishing guide
October 22, 2024 at 7:02 PM
efficient osrs ironman fishing guide
prepping for the next leagues
October 22, 2024 at 6:50 PM
prepping for the next leagues
imagine being hungry and looking at this lmao fucking idiot
October 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
imagine being hungry and looking at this lmao fucking idiot
site wont let me make a custom background with autoplaying music so just put this on before reading my tweets
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TEEN MOM 2 / Barbara Remix
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October 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
site wont let me make a custom background with autoplaying music so just put this on before reading my tweets
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23 slimjims. A bit of a misnomer that im saying slimjim but its recognized as a proprietary eponym when im really meaning meat sticks. i only eat the best, and the best is Jack Links Mild 2.2oz beef stick. I've had 23 of those bad boys today. That's over 3 pounds of good old fashioned American meat
October 22, 2024 at 6:38 PM
23 slimjims. A bit of a misnomer that im saying slimjim but its recognized as a proprietary eponym when im really meaning meat sticks. i only eat the best, and the best is Jack Links Mild 2.2oz beef stick. I've had 23 of those bad boys today. That's over 3 pounds of good old fashioned American meat