Slopenhauer
@famus.bsky.social
Living in one of THE possible worlds
I imagine the world would look very different if they had whoopie cushion technology in the middle ages
January 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I imagine the world would look very different if they had whoopie cushion technology in the middle ages
Do the Irish have a natural advantage in understanding James Joyce?
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Do the Irish have a natural advantage in understanding James Joyce?
I've quit using Spotify for a whole year now. Only using Bandcamp and physical media.
I've spent more money on music in 2025 than in all the years I was subscribed to Spotify premium. It was and is completely worth it.
I've spent more money on music in 2025 than in all the years I was subscribed to Spotify premium. It was and is completely worth it.
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I've quit using Spotify for a whole year now. Only using Bandcamp and physical media.
I've spent more money on music in 2025 than in all the years I was subscribed to Spotify premium. It was and is completely worth it.
I've spent more money on music in 2025 than in all the years I was subscribed to Spotify premium. It was and is completely worth it.
Last Night I Heard The Dog Star Bark, by Gwenifer Raymond
10 track album
gweniferraymond.bandcamp.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
If you already knew the definition of today's wordle, you've outed yourself as someone I don't want to know, horse fucker
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
If you already knew the definition of today's wordle, you've outed yourself as someone I don't want to know, horse fucker
Deus ex machina is the coolest name for a plot device and it's not even close.
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Deus ex machina is the coolest name for a plot device and it's not even close.
God gives his brightest headlights to his most aggressive tailgaters
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
God gives his brightest headlights to his most aggressive tailgaters
My favorite type of concert boyfriend archetype is the guy that never smiles and looks like he's having a terrible time
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My favorite type of concert boyfriend archetype is the guy that never smiles and looks like he's having a terrible time
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Guy who tries to treat his C. diff infection by eating ass
October 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Guy who tries to treat his C. diff infection by eating ass
One Flew Over The Cuck's Chair
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
One Flew Over The Cuck's Chair
Banks should give me the option to set up random automatic transfers and in random amounts. So I'll never know how much I have in any account
September 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Banks should give me the option to set up random automatic transfers and in random amounts. So I'll never know how much I have in any account
Rip James Joyce. He would have loved cake farts
September 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Rip James Joyce. He would have loved cake farts
Guy that only knows about archery: Nocked loose? Yes I'm quite familiar
August 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Guy that only knows about archery: Nocked loose? Yes I'm quite familiar
Hedgehogs be like: what's the big idea?
Foxes be like: what're the many ideas?
Foxes be like: what're the many ideas?
August 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hedgehogs be like: what's the big idea?
Foxes be like: what're the many ideas?
Foxes be like: what're the many ideas?
Presenting one of the greatest jazz fusion records ever
July 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Presenting one of the greatest jazz fusion records ever
Superman 1978 Lois Lane interview scene: How tall are you? Do you have a girlfriend? What color is my underwear?
Superman 2025 interview: Do you even understand the political ramifications of your actions, you stupid idiot?
Superman 2025 interview: Do you even understand the political ramifications of your actions, you stupid idiot?
July 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Superman 1978 Lois Lane interview scene: How tall are you? Do you have a girlfriend? What color is my underwear?
Superman 2025 interview: Do you even understand the political ramifications of your actions, you stupid idiot?
Superman 2025 interview: Do you even understand the political ramifications of your actions, you stupid idiot?
Who is John Duns and what does he have to do with the supreme court?
July 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Who is John Duns and what does he have to do with the supreme court?
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we need a joe rogan for the center
July 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
we need a joe rogan for the center
milkypossum.bandcamp.com/album/picayu...
The soundtrack to picayune dreams goes so hard that it's depressing I'm not good enough at the game to get to the end yet
The soundtrack to picayune dreams goes so hard that it's depressing I'm not good enough at the game to get to the end yet
Picayune Dreams Volume 3, by milkypossum
11 track album
milkypossum.bandcamp.com
June 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
milkypossum.bandcamp.com/album/picayu...
The soundtrack to picayune dreams goes so hard that it's depressing I'm not good enough at the game to get to the end yet
The soundtrack to picayune dreams goes so hard that it's depressing I'm not good enough at the game to get to the end yet
I satisfy my breeding kink by growing bacterial cultures in the laboratory
I bet binary fission feels good as fuck
I bet binary fission feels good as fuck
June 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I satisfy my breeding kink by growing bacterial cultures in the laboratory
I bet binary fission feels good as fuck
I bet binary fission feels good as fuck