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Slopenhauer
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Living in one of THE possible worlds
"pep boys does everything for less"

Me: everything? 👀

Pep boys: everything. 😏
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I guess I'm built different, but every pot I've ever watched boiled without issue
February 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Blue prince and darkest dungeon are essentially the same game if you think about it
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I imagine the world would look very different if they had whoopie cushion technology in the middle ages
January 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Do the Irish have a natural advantage in understanding James Joyce?
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I've quit using Spotify for a whole year now. Only using Bandcamp and physical media.

I've spent more money on music in 2025 than in all the years I was subscribed to Spotify premium. It was and is completely worth it.
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
More people need to hear this

gweniferraymond.bandcamp.com/album/last-n...
Last Night I Heard The Dog Star Bark, by Gwenifer Raymond
10 track album
gweniferraymond.bandcamp.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
If you already knew the definition of today's wordle, you've outed yourself as someone I don't want to know, horse fucker
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Deus ex machina is the coolest name for a plot device and it's not even close.
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
God gives his brightest headlights to his most aggressive tailgaters
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My favorite type of concert boyfriend archetype is the guy that never smiles and looks like he's having a terrible time
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Reposted by Slopenhauer
#nokings in DC
October 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Guy who tries to treat his C. diff infection by eating ass
October 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
One Flew Over The Cuck's Chair
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Banks should give me the option to set up random automatic transfers and in random amounts. So I'll never know how much I have in any account
September 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Rip James Joyce. He would have loved cake farts
September 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Con mèo
September 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Guy that only knows about archery: Nocked loose? Yes I'm quite familiar
August 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Hedgehogs be like: what's the big idea?

Foxes be like: what're the many ideas?
August 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Presenting one of the greatest jazz fusion records ever
July 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Superman 1978 Lois Lane interview scene: How tall are you? Do you have a girlfriend? What color is my underwear?

Superman 2025 interview: Do you even understand the political ramifications of your actions, you stupid idiot?
July 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Who is John Duns and what does he have to do with the supreme court?
July 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM