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Welcome to the BlueSky account of Family Dollar, your home for savings on the products you love! Account run by a Diversity Hire! (Parody)
Hello Family Dollar Fam, Sorry for being gone so long! Me & my team have recently realized how popular this app is getting again & figured we'd jump right back on to give you updates! -Chuck #FamilyDollar #WeeklySavings #DollarStoreFinds #ShopSmart #FamilyDollarFam #AffordableEssentials #ShopAndSave
November 13, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Thank you! Although I think we have superior colors as well! -Chuck
I like the colors. But family dollar has a better logo.
March 2, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Hello Nihl! We at Family Dollar can assure you that we hate rodents just as much as we hate children! And are actively working on a system that will detect and exterminate both when they enter our stores! -Chuck
Systemic anti-rodent bias.

If Family Dollar had employed and killed a 16-year-old human in their warehouse, they wouldn't get fined this much. But the mere presence of rodents is intolerable.

America hates rodents more than we love our children.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Feb 29
Family Dollar has pleaded guilty to operating a warehouse infested with rodents and has been fined nearly $42 million, the biggest criminal penalty in a food safety case, the Department of Justice said Monday.
March 1, 2024 at 1:34 AM
We are amazed by your powers of deduction, Rob! We are, however, disappointed because we were going to use that $40m to fund a program to train our rodents to greet and entertain customers! Guess some people don't see our vision 😕 -Chuck
For a brand as big as Family Dollar, isn't 42M like.... no money?
March 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Hello, BlueSky! We are Family Dollar, your neighborhood discount store. We offer everyday low prices on household essentials, groceries, beauty products, and more. Follow us for tips, deals, and surprises. We can't wait to connect with you!
March 1, 2024 at 12:15 AM