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Steven McCroskey
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Went to a company party elephant gift exchange where each gift was said to be ≈$25.

Despite only being part time and not really knowing anyone, I tried hard to put together a little goody bag that anyone could appreciate.

I got a whistle in a package that still had a tag on it that said $1….
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When the world is your oyster but you hate seafood
July 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just found out about Aspasia. The most important woman in fifth-century Athens that we know basically nothing about.

Here she is debating Socrates as depicted by Nicolas-André Monsiau.
May 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Just had a nightmare where I woke up in a universe where everything was exactly the same except the □ emoji was missing. Not only that but it was like it never existed at all.
April 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
April 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
My BBF forever and I went down to the ATM machine to get some USD dollars but it was broken. FML my life, I needed the cash to buy a SUV vehicle. On hand I only had enough for an all-terrain ATV. I went to the bank but forgot my phone for the MFA authentication. SMH my head! 🤦
March 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Shout out to my old fat PS3, may he rest in peace.

Bought him used for $30, not working. Opened him up and he was full of nicotine residue and rust. Cleaned him best I could but fully expected nothing to be working. To my complete shock, he functioned just fine and lasted 5 years before YLOD-ing.
February 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Don’t ask me how, but I got into an argument over the price of GTAIV on eBay. I said a used CIB good condition is worth $15.

A contrarian said “nuh-uh, it’s only worth $9!” And sent me a link to a $9 GTA IV… with $6 shipping….
February 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
People who say: “Install Linux”, as the first solution to the smallest Windows problem need to automatically kicked from any tech support forum.

That’s like suggesting: “Get a new job”, when you complain that the free coffee is bad sometimes. There’s an easier solution.
February 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This game is so smooth. The fact that this clip ain’t even close to what I’d consider impressive to pull off is a testament to #RGG ‘s dev skills
February 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Some people will tell ya it’s a 𝒅𝒐𝒈 𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒈 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 but from personal experince I’ve only ever seen a 𝒅𝒐𝒈 𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅.
February 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Ranking all mainline #MGS games

1. MGSV
2. MGS3
3. MGS4
4. MGS1
5. MGS2

I love all these games almost equally so I took into account how much time I’ve put into them to decide the order.
November 23, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I’ve finished #yakuza 1-6. And this is how I’d rank them:

1. Kiwami 2
2. Yakuza 6
3. Yakuza 5
4. Kiwami 1
5. Yakuza 3
6. Yakuza 4

I know everyone says 3 is the worst but I really enjoyed the story and the characters. 4 was great I just got bored halfway through.

#rgg
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 PM
My ranking of all “shock” games

1. SystemShock 2
2. BioShock
3. BioShock Infinite
4. BioShock 2: Minerva’s Den
5. BioShock 2
6. Burial at Sea 1 & 2
7. SystemShock

#Bioshock #Systemshock
November 23, 2024 at 3:52 PM