maria 🍎
@falsefatigue.bsky.social
sleepy punk, bikes, & montessori. utrecht 🇳🇱 via memphis 〽️ weekly bike streams @ twitch.tv/MariaNotMarie
biked 40km from utrecht to gouda, ate a solid doner kip broodje, and ended up at a beer bar full of plastic ducks with a very sleepy beagle.
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
biked 40km from utrecht to gouda, ate a solid doner kip broodje, and ended up at a beer bar full of plastic ducks with a very sleepy beagle.
walked 11 kilometers and ate mapo tofu at my favorite restaurant in leidseplein. a nice, cold day in amsterdam.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
walked 11 kilometers and ate mapo tofu at my favorite restaurant in leidseplein. a nice, cold day in amsterdam.
Big news: Dark mode on the NS train information boards has begun at Utrecht Centraal! #netherlands #accessibility
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Big news: Dark mode on the NS train information boards has begun at Utrecht Centraal! #netherlands #accessibility
Integrating by eating 1 half of a sandwich at a time in the rain as needed
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Integrating by eating 1 half of a sandwich at a time in the rain as needed
2 windmills from my sunday
September 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
2 windmills from my sunday
My new series: Spotted at Albert Heijn
September 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My new series: Spotted at Albert Heijn
humbling to realize that I’m bad at washing windows as an adult because I’ve only lived in houses with burglar bars on them 🙃 photo example for my normal people:
August 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
humbling to realize that I’m bad at washing windows as an adult because I’ve only lived in houses with burglar bars on them 🙃 photo example for my normal people:
A photo from a 2 hour bike ride that turned into 4 hours thanks to absolutely brutal headwind. Netherlands problems.
July 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A photo from a 2 hour bike ride that turned into 4 hours thanks to absolutely brutal headwind. Netherlands problems.
Utrecht Centraal is truly a “you never know what you’re going to walk into” kind of train station:
July 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Utrecht Centraal is truly a “you never know what you’re going to walk into” kind of train station:
train station graffiti: “woof”
July 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
train station graffiti: “woof”
walk & talk stream in my favorite Dutch city (Groningen) starting @ 9am EST/3pm NL twitch.tv/marianotmarie/
July 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
walk & talk stream in my favorite Dutch city (Groningen) starting @ 9am EST/3pm NL twitch.tv/marianotmarie/
Today marks my 1 year in Amersfoort! 🎉
July 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Today marks my 1 year in Amersfoort! 🎉
Hoi from Dutch Labubu
July 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Hoi from Dutch Labubu
Traded in my omafiets for a refurbished 90’s Giant Boulder MTB 🚲🛣️
July 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Traded in my omafiets for a refurbished 90’s Giant Boulder MTB 🚲🛣️
hey bluesky void, what’s up?
June 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
hey bluesky void, what’s up?
happy(?) #ShowYourStripes day: memphis / netherlands
June 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
happy(?) #ShowYourStripes day: memphis / netherlands
saw a celebrity today (the pizza box trash cans of leiden)
May 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
saw a celebrity today (the pizza box trash cans of leiden)
I see your US egg prices and raise you one Netherlands bottle of Jarritos:
March 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I see your US egg prices and raise you one Netherlands bottle of Jarritos:
can I interest you in a golden hard boiled egg?
December 29, 2024 at 2:42 PM
can I interest you in a golden hard boiled egg?
My weekly Saturday errand to grab sourdough bread and cookies from bakery:
November 30, 2024 at 12:20 PM
My weekly Saturday errand to grab sourdough bread and cookies from bakery:
een beetje kerstmannetjes bao bun als traktatie? #NoContextDutch
November 29, 2024 at 2:22 PM
een beetje kerstmannetjes bao bun als traktatie? #NoContextDutch
Always carting trash and groceries:
November 21, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Always carting trash and groceries: