maria 🍎
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sleepy punk, bikes, & montessori. utrecht 🇳🇱 via memphis 〽️ weekly bike streams @ twitch.tv/MariaNotMarie
biked 40km from utrecht to gouda, ate a solid doner kip broodje, and ended up at a beer bar full of plastic ducks with a very sleepy beagle.
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
biked 40km from utrecht to gouda, ate a solid doner kip broodje, and ended up at a beer bar full of plastic ducks with a very sleepy beagle.
walked 11 kilometers and ate mapo tofu at my favorite restaurant in leidseplein. a nice, cold day in amsterdam.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
walked 11 kilometers and ate mapo tofu at my favorite restaurant in leidseplein. a nice, cold day in amsterdam.
In this substack post I will defend Lombardy Kroger from the slander it’s receiving on tiktok…
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
In this substack post I will defend Lombardy Kroger from the slander it’s receiving on tiktok…
I parked my bike on the sidewalk one too many times and have to walk over and free it from city bike jail today. €25, free my omafiets 👩🏻⚖️
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I parked my bike on the sidewalk one too many times and have to walk over and free it from city bike jail today. €25, free my omafiets 👩🏻⚖️
One of my most annoying digital habits is commenting on Tiktoks made while driving. Please, I should just scroll, but I can’t stop myself. 🫡
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
One of my most annoying digital habits is commenting on Tiktoks made while driving. Please, I should just scroll, but I can’t stop myself. 🫡
Wasp update/real life nightmare description: They weren’t just in the bathroom wall. They were in the recessed lighting in the bathroom ceiling too.
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Wasp update/real life nightmare description: They weren’t just in the bathroom wall. They were in the recessed lighting in the bathroom ceiling too.
There are wasps in my bathroom wall and the 1st pest guy I called suggested “just wait a month and they will go away.” 🙃
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
There are wasps in my bathroom wall and the 1st pest guy I called suggested “just wait a month and they will go away.” 🙃
Is everywhere dealing with widespread broken escalators or is this specific to where I live?
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Is everywhere dealing with widespread broken escalators or is this specific to where I live?
Big news: Dark mode on the NS train information boards has begun at Utrecht Centraal! #netherlands #accessibility
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Big news: Dark mode on the NS train information boards has begun at Utrecht Centraal! #netherlands #accessibility
Integrating by eating 1 half of a sandwich at a time in the rain as needed
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Integrating by eating 1 half of a sandwich at a time in the rain as needed
Headed to The Red Line demonstration for Palestine in Amsterdam, the Amersfoort train platform is packed with people in red ♥️♥️♥️
October 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Headed to The Red Line demonstration for Palestine in Amsterdam, the Amersfoort train platform is packed with people in red ♥️♥️♥️
Exploring the Dutch city of Eindhoven by city bike today on Twitch. Street art, boppin’ around, looking for a sunny terrace. See you in an hour: m.twitch.tv/marianotmarie/
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October 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Exploring the Dutch city of Eindhoven by city bike today on Twitch. Street art, boppin’ around, looking for a sunny terrace. See you in an hour: m.twitch.tv/marianotmarie/
2 windmills from my sunday
September 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
2 windmills from my sunday
My new series: Spotted at Albert Heijn
September 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My new series: Spotted at Albert Heijn
humbling to realize that I’m bad at washing windows as an adult because I’ve only lived in houses with burglar bars on them 🙃 photo example for my normal people:
August 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
humbling to realize that I’m bad at washing windows as an adult because I’ve only lived in houses with burglar bars on them 🙃 photo example for my normal people:
Highly specific bike/tech issue: My iPhone compass experiences some kind of interference when mounted to my steel frame bike, which confuses all map apps and gets me immediately lost if I use them. And apparently this is just a niche but common problem?
August 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Highly specific bike/tech issue: My iPhone compass experiences some kind of interference when mounted to my steel frame bike, which confuses all map apps and gets me immediately lost if I use them. And apparently this is just a niche but common problem?
The stereotype of American children traveling abroad to loudly scare pigeons isn’t complained about enough.
August 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The stereotype of American children traveling abroad to loudly scare pigeons isn’t complained about enough.
I go to the Irish pub because they have 1 TV dedicated to music videos.
August 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I go to the Irish pub because they have 1 TV dedicated to music videos.
A photo from a 2 hour bike ride that turned into 4 hours thanks to absolutely brutal headwind. Netherlands problems.
July 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A photo from a 2 hour bike ride that turned into 4 hours thanks to absolutely brutal headwind. Netherlands problems.
Utrecht Centraal is truly a “you never know what you’re going to walk into” kind of train station:
July 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Utrecht Centraal is truly a “you never know what you’re going to walk into” kind of train station:
train station graffiti: “woof”
July 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
train station graffiti: “woof”
walk & talk stream in my favorite Dutch city (Groningen) starting @ 9am EST/3pm NL twitch.tv/marianotmarie/
July 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
walk & talk stream in my favorite Dutch city (Groningen) starting @ 9am EST/3pm NL twitch.tv/marianotmarie/