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this is when sqh created a plan to escape which he then kept pushing it back in favor of getting pounded into next week
“i’ll escape after i suck him off. i can’t leave my king with blue balls!“
“okay maybe after he finishes eating me out”
“……alright i can’t NOT fuck him his dick is massive—“
“i’ll escape after i suck him off. i can’t leave my king with blue balls!“
“okay maybe after he finishes eating me out”
“……alright i can’t NOT fuck him his dick is massive—“
🔞 as if sensing his thoughts, sqh pulls off with a lewd slurp. he is dew-lashed & red-lipped. mbj’s hips twitch with the effort to not chase after him.
“my king,” he mewls between kitten licks at mbj’s crown. “i want you to knot my mouth.”
mbj blacks out.
“my king,” he mewls between kitten licks at mbj’s crown. “i want you to knot my mouth.”
mbj blacks out.
September 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
this is when sqh created a plan to escape which he then kept pushing it back in favor of getting pounded into next week
“i’ll escape after i suck him off. i can’t leave my king with blue balls!“
“okay maybe after he finishes eating me out”
“……alright i can’t NOT fuck him his dick is massive—“
“i’ll escape after i suck him off. i can’t leave my king with blue balls!“
“okay maybe after he finishes eating me out”
“……alright i can’t NOT fuck him his dick is massive—“
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airplane has a 3some with some demon daddies
June 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
airplane has a 3some with some demon daddies
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non-spicy moshang i didnt want to post on main
June 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
non-spicy moshang i didnt want to post on main
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did not intend for this to be for #moshangweek2025 but it's on brand that i'd post my first moshang on the last day of it. anyway animal demon au where on a royal hunt snow leopard!mbj & his retinue capture a particularly annoying fox demon that won’t stop begging for his life on the way to camp
September 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
did not intend for this to be for #moshangweek2025 but it's on brand that i'd post my first moshang on the last day of it. anyway animal demon au where on a royal hunt snow leopard!mbj & his retinue capture a particularly annoying fox demon that won’t stop begging for his life on the way to camp
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this moment is classic moshang b/c mbj is genuinely concerned by sqh's tears but instead of nicely asking "what's wrong?" he says this:
he doesn’t realize he’s got a death grip on mbj’s arm until the man scolds him for it. mbj easily disentangles himself from sqh’s grasp but drops his hands in surprise halfway through when sqh bursts into tears. “what’s wrong with you?” he demands.
April 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
this moment is classic moshang b/c mbj is genuinely concerned by sqh's tears but instead of nicely asking "what's wrong?" he says this:
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✈️: it's quite hard to work my king, if you keep moving so much
#shangqinghua #mobeijun #moshang #svsss
#shangqinghua #mobeijun #moshang #svsss
February 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
✈️: it's quite hard to work my king, if you keep moving so much
#shangqinghua #mobeijun #moshang #svsss
#shangqinghua #mobeijun #moshang #svsss
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i’ve been inhaling trashy adult manga again & i offer you thirty-something sqh, slaving away at menial office job that barely keeps a roof over his head, meets a guy who promises to fix all of his money troubles. at first sqh thinks he’s all talk. so what if he pays for everything on dates?
April 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i’ve been inhaling trashy adult manga again & i offer you thirty-something sqh, slaving away at menial office job that barely keeps a roof over his head, meets a guy who promises to fix all of his money troubles. at first sqh thinks he’s all talk. so what if he pays for everything on dates?
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a/b/o where bingliu have a longstanding heat appointment where they bare knuckle brawl until lqg’s fever breaks b/c he’d rather be concussed than knotted by a rando & no he will not take mqf’s medical advice to Stop Doing That. ofc things spiral when lbh bites him in the heat of the moment
January 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
a/b/o where bingliu have a longstanding heat appointment where they bare knuckle brawl until lqg’s fever breaks b/c he’d rather be concussed than knotted by a rando & no he will not take mqf’s medical advice to Stop Doing That. ofc things spiral when lbh bites him in the heat of the moment
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mating run AU where beta!sqh joins to win a bet against found-his-mate-on-his-first-try-sy and ends up with most elijible omegas mbj and lqg having a throwdown over him while a crowd of horny alphas look on jealously and try to explode him with their minds
November 26, 2024 at 3:16 AM
mating run AU where beta!sqh joins to win a bet against found-his-mate-on-his-first-try-sy and ends up with most elijible omegas mbj and lqg having a throwdown over him while a crowd of horny alphas look on jealously and try to explode him with their minds
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lqg is so rife for a transmigration scenario where he’s four months in w/ modern clothing & haircut but still refuses to carry a wallet let alone get a phone to buy things. liu “what is this ‘paying’ you speak of?” qingge while at a trendy boba spot
i love that liu qingge is such a “above worldly matters” cultivator that he doesn’t carry any money. luo binghe herded 200 rhino monsters to break into the holy mausoleum and brought his wallet
November 27, 2024 at 6:40 PM
lqg is so rife for a transmigration scenario where he’s four months in w/ modern clothing & haircut but still refuses to carry a wallet let alone get a phone to buy things. liu “what is this ‘paying’ you speak of?” qingge while at a trendy boba spot
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i will never get sick of this particular OT3 dynamic
November 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
i will never get sick of this particular OT3 dynamic
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i think tlj & sqh could work b/c sqh loves taking care of spoiled rich guys & what is tlj if not the ultimate spoiled rich guy. personality-wise he’s too nice for sqh’s taste but his helplessness in taking care of himself & ruling (two of sqh’s favorite enrichment activities) would be like catnip
November 28, 2024 at 5:43 PM
i think tlj & sqh could work b/c sqh loves taking care of spoiled rich guys & what is tlj if not the ultimate spoiled rich guy. personality-wise he’s too nice for sqh’s taste but his helplessness in taking care of himself & ruling (two of sqh’s favorite enrichment activities) would be like catnip
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can't stop thinking about cumplane dynamic of sqh just fondly leaning into sqq's delusions. just sitting there with his chin in his hand like "yeah bro it IS so wild how everyone thinks you like men just bc you're married to one"
December 1, 2024 at 7:55 PM
can't stop thinking about cumplane dynamic of sqh just fondly leaning into sqq's delusions. just sitting there with his chin in his hand like "yeah bro it IS so wild how everyone thinks you like men just bc you're married to one"
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sqh: and that’s why you should turn away the tigerhead delegation when they arrive tonight
bingge: what a timely and astute warning. insights like this are why you’re my most trusted advisor :)
sqh: …while i appreciate your gratitude could you please take your hand out from under my robe
bingge: what a timely and astute warning. insights like this are why you’re my most trusted advisor :)
sqh: …while i appreciate your gratitude could you please take your hand out from under my robe
January 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
sqh: and that’s why you should turn away the tigerhead delegation when they arrive tonight
bingge: what a timely and astute warning. insights like this are why you’re my most trusted advisor :)
sqh: …while i appreciate your gratitude could you please take your hand out from under my robe
bingge: what a timely and astute warning. insights like this are why you’re my most trusted advisor :)
sqh: …while i appreciate your gratitude could you please take your hand out from under my robe
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lqg, competetive idiot that he is, bites lbh back in retaliation and unwittingly kickstarts the bond.
January 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
lqg, competetive idiot that he is, bites lbh back in retaliation and unwittingly kickstarts the bond.
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considering sy describes sqh as “proper & handsome” what if by immortal standards he’s average but among common folks he’s mega hot. whenever sqh goes down the mountain w/ a “peerless beauty” he’s getting mobbed by townies & lqg is making babies cry b/c he’s so beautiful it’s uncannily terrifying.
February 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
considering sy describes sqh as “proper & handsome” what if by immortal standards he’s average but among common folks he’s mega hot. whenever sqh goes down the mountain w/ a “peerless beauty” he’s getting mobbed by townies & lqg is making babies cry b/c he’s so beautiful it’s uncannily terrifying.
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the funny, actually terrifying, thing about sxy & kidnapping attempts is she’s already been put thru it all by the palace master as training. immortal binding cables? learned how to slip out of those at 12. cultivation sealed? still has the strength to rip you in half. blindfold? child’s play.
March 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the funny, actually terrifying, thing about sxy & kidnapping attempts is she’s already been put thru it all by the palace master as training. immortal binding cables? learned how to slip out of those at 12. cultivation sealed? still has the strength to rip you in half. blindfold? child’s play.
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December 24, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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What's more iconic than Halloween? Zhongchi release patch, of course!
1.1, the patch that started everything, from Childe very first banner to Zhongchi endless "divorce" arc...
Are you tired of them yet? Stay tuned for more information about the event... #ZhongChi #11x11ZCDay
1.1, the patch that started everything, from Childe very first banner to Zhongchi endless "divorce" arc...
Are you tired of them yet? Stay tuned for more information about the event... #ZhongChi #11x11ZCDay
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
What's more iconic than Halloween? Zhongchi release patch, of course!
1.1, the patch that started everything, from Childe very first banner to Zhongchi endless "divorce" arc...
Are you tired of them yet? Stay tuned for more information about the event... #ZhongChi #11x11ZCDay
1.1, the patch that started everything, from Childe very first banner to Zhongchi endless "divorce" arc...
Are you tired of them yet? Stay tuned for more information about the event... #ZhongChi #11x11ZCDay
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THE PROMPTS ARE HERE!
11 Prompts for 11.11, to celebrate the release of Childe banner and "the" Zhongchi patch! Want an excuse to write more Zhongchi? Hop in!
Follow this thread for more!
#11x11ZCDay #ZhongChi
11 Prompts for 11.11, to celebrate the release of Childe banner and "the" Zhongchi patch! Want an excuse to write more Zhongchi? Hop in!
Follow this thread for more!
#11x11ZCDay #ZhongChi
September 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
THE PROMPTS ARE HERE!
11 Prompts for 11.11, to celebrate the release of Childe banner and "the" Zhongchi patch! Want an excuse to write more Zhongchi? Hop in!
Follow this thread for more!
#11x11ZCDay #ZhongChi
11 Prompts for 11.11, to celebrate the release of Childe banner and "the" Zhongchi patch! Want an excuse to write more Zhongchi? Hop in!
Follow this thread for more!
#11x11ZCDay #ZhongChi
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I also posted another light-hearted #ZhongChi / #tartali oneshot, featuring some dragon Zhongli! It's called Love is a Form of Petting Rights. Go check it out! <3
archiveofourown.org/works/71503531
archiveofourown.org/works/71503531
September 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I also posted another light-hearted #ZhongChi / #tartali oneshot, featuring some dragon Zhongli! It's called Love is a Form of Petting Rights. Go check it out! <3
archiveofourown.org/works/71503531
archiveofourown.org/works/71503531
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July 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM